I believe you should kill your friends
STOP MAKING stuffTY CLANS.
HERE'S A CHECKLIST FOR YOU
1. LEARN THE SCHEMATICS OF THE GAME
2. PLAY FOR AWHILE
3. OBTAIN THE ELUSIVE ELEMENT "FRIENDS"
4. HANG OUT AND DO BRO STUFF
5. DON'T BE AN IDIOT
6. MAKE CLAN
7. WAIT
8. MAKE CLAN TOPIC AND HAVE SOME MEMBERS BEFOREHAND
9. SUCCESS, YOU ARE NOW NOT STUPID.