Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.

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In regard to the audio renditions:

Best one: 1. THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES
22 (12.5%)
Best one: 2. ADRENALINE
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 3. "AXIS"
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 4. "BLUE CHEESE"
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 5. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTALOPE AND HIS FRIEND MR WIGGUMS
12 (6.8%)
Best one: 6. "COOKIES"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 7. THE MINER AND THE MAGIC WOODFISH
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 8. "DARK PLACE"
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 9. FRIGGIN' DRAGONS
29 (16.5%)
Best one: 10. THE GIANT
3 (1.7%)
Best one: 11. SPACE CATS
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 12. "MT. PANTS"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 13. "STUPID EMO LAWN"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 14. "IKETHEGENERIC"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 15. "PHYCO_MAN57" "ƒΩ©ƒç∆¨¥¨®¥¨´†®∑´®œ∑´œ"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 16. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTELOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS?
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 17. THE FOOD GIVING CRCIA
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 18. "ONCE UPON A TIME"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 19. "2OLLUX"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 20. "FABLES OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT"
6 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 176

Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.  (Read 46622 times)

Once there was a monster that liked cookies and he really liked eating them and he was blue so he got the mfname cookie monsterrrr lololol and there was a red one called elmo what had an annoying ciuive and so they called him troll


I like my story

wh

what


I feel like making another one.

INDEANNA JOEDS
A REALLY LONG TIME AGO IN A DESERT SOMEWHERES
THERE WHWRE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLLES
LOOKING FOR SOME KING OF THING
"the starfishs" ads they call themselfs, are cummunests
ABD SINEGIW UBVOLVED A GUY NAMED INDIANA JOEDS
"Hi" daid indianer vut then WIP SLAHPPED
"You help us find ling or we blow you up face"
SO inde said "Here is it i can go now"
Abd rgeb ge DUD simnergubgm abd nade a darrubg escaoe but noone saw where he went
Becdause they where blinded by the loving awesome fedora
so afterwards he was just minding his own beesnus for a while and woke up in HAPPY  TOWN
So inde s aid "JEWUS KRIST THIS ISN'T HAPPY YOWN, IT'S YOU'RE GONNA DIE IN FIVE SECONDS TOWN"
"ghaspt! freedom fridgh"
Why hello there laddy, Hop aboard tthe freedom frighe"
and this was the coolest part, when happytown EXPLODED IN A ZAPPLE DAPPLE DOOM
and the fridge went WHOAAH
and then it wad kinda boaring untill some kid was like
"i have ap aper that leads to a thing"
"did you say a THING?"
So then they went to parroo
and then they get the ling and for like a YEAR he's constently being chased by the asshpoles
They captured indies old pall professer hobot and he was like eheheh

Oh god it's horrible.

I'm just going to give up here, and olo stole'd
Edit: god damnit I forgot about the 60 second timer
Oh forget forget this then durhur
« Last Edit: December 07, 2010, 07:25:46 PM by brawlman14365 »


One day while eating a PB&J, I stumbled apon a silver object in the grass. I walked up closer to gert a closer look, what I found was breathtaking.

It was a spoon.
BUT NOT JUST ANY SPOON! It was the kind that SPITS FIRE AND FLIES!!!!1 OLOLOLOL!!!11

Done. c:

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EYES CLOSED:

there was a jiant who crushed all mankind, the end

FEET:

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I am confused.

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Did you really have to say that?


Also, nice site, may use.

lol boner bonestorm


anyway yeah things like that
theyre inevitable


Once apon a night there was a boy this boy wanted presents this boy was naughty though. so he went on a quest to kill Santa and steal his presents


well one day there was a zombie. the bzombies name was bob. bob was not liked very much so he infected everyone around him and went onto world domination except he was not a cannibsl so he died of not eating


YEAAAH :D

what about the supermarkets
theres nobody there to go forget with him if he steals stuff