attributes of a noob are based off of prejudices in the person accusing those of being noobs
so a list dictating every possible way a person can be a noob is ridiculous and pointless, because the list probably continues for infinitum.
Also, if you can't figure out that someone is incapable of learning, refuses to understand something, or is outright dimwitted, you are the 'noob'.
Just according to me, though.