How to Detect noobs

[Ghøst]

I have listed some reasons that explain how to detect noobs. If you have any more please post them in the commentary

What is this "Commentary" you speak of?

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[Big Brother]

I have listed some reasons that explain how to detect noobs. If you have any more please post them in the commentary

1. His/her Blockland identifcation (BL_ID) Is high in the present-time go kill yourself
2. They do not know how to use the chat hey, you couldn't even talk at one point
3. They haven't any experience from the demo version (you can detect this by asking them how long they've been using demo blockland) what the forget
4. They spam 1x1s and 1x1x5s and any other *I am not saying Neohax is a noob this is called being an inexperienced builder
5. Their houses/buildings are only 5 studs high (at least make your rooms 6 to 8 studs high) what the forget is wrong with you
6. They call everyone else noobs You just did?
7. They take more offended when you call them noobs (you can let them know gently by simply calling them a newb) You're a noob
8. They don't have any furniture in their houses It was stolen.
9. If they do have furniture then there's not very much of it It was partially returned after it was stolen.
10.They do not have a very great sense of architecture ...
11. Their houses do not have any windows they are paranoid
12. they use the windows everywhere in their house they aren't paranoid
13. They leave a server because the host does not have any "addons" this proves nothing
14. They leave a server because the host does have "addons" (unless of course something is wrong with their computer and they cant download them) stop pulling stuff out of your ass
15. They wand something out of jealousy when has this happened ever
16. They wand something because its too small (really?) whats wrong with that
17. They wand something because its too tall (lol rhyme) i dont see the problem
18. They spam the chat line by saying stupid things like "My penguin drove out of my rock window today" You're spamming my 'forum line'
19. they say the word "laggy" (the proper term is laggard) WHAT THE forget
20. They build a building with lots of stories and only use a small amount of them ...?
21. Their server name is something like "Noob's Noob's building traps" what
22. They dress like Finn from the show Adventure Time...
23. They do not use the ramps at all friend
24. When you join their server you see a spam veichle spawn and them driving around term: fun
25. When you tell them to event something they say "event?" or something related to that (Thank you Valour for teaching me how to event when I was a noob and my name was Righcheousdude learning
26. They misspell things mainly on purpose (Ex. "N00B SHUT EET O EYE WILE BANZ YOU") trolling
27. they use 0's a O's. (ex. That's C00l. so?
28. they never use the term STFU or GTFO STFU and GTFO
29. they do not know what AFK means you know nothing
30. when they have a minigame and you join they ban you for killing them it's their rules.
31. they think the build marco films you building wtf
32. they ban you and leave the reason blank i would definitely ban you

the rest of the rules are loving stupid aswell

[TeslaCoil]

Thanks for the instruction.

I smelled one as soon as I walked in.

[Julius The 1st]

the rest of the rules are loving stupid aswell

Agreed.  :o

[StarDust]

I have listed some reasons that explain how to detect noobs. If you have any more please post them in the commentary

1. His/her Blockland identifcation (BL_ID) Is high in the present-time

something called an alt bro

[Skateaton]

being the OP

[The Titanium]

attributes of a noob are based off of prejudices in the person accusing those of being noobs
so a list dictating every possible way a person can be a noob is ridiculous and pointless, because the list probably continues for infinitum.

Also, if you can't figure out that someone is incapable of learning, refuses to understand something, or is outright dimwitted, you are the 'noob'.
Just according to me, though.

[brickybob]

I'm a 15k though.

I'm 11k.

[Nexus]

I'm 11k.

4k

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[Rainbow]

I have listed some reasons that explain how to detect noobs. If you have any more please post them in the commentary
1. His/her Blockland identifcation (BL_ID) Is high in the present-time

[JamestheLeet]

Look at me, I'm a 20k.

[Rambo]

QFT

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[WingZero]

I have listed some reasons that explain how to detect noobs. If you have any more please post them in the commentary

1. His/her Blockland identifcation (BL_ID) Is high in the present-time die in a hole, people can have high ids and are good at this game.
2. They do not know how to use the chat you didn't know how to talk at one point.
3. They haven't any experience from the demo version (you can detect this by asking them how long they've been using demo blockland) it's a loving demo.
4. They spam 1x1s and 1x1x5s and any other *I am not saying Neohax is a noob sort of agree with it.
5. Their houses/buildings are only 5 studs high (at least make your rooms 6 to 8 studs high) same as above
6. They call everyone else noobs isn't that you?
7. They take more offended when you call them noobs (you can let them know gently by simply calling them a newb) noob isn't a word, but newb is someone who is new to the game.
8. They don't have any furniture in their houses what if the house is still WIP?
9. If they do have furniture then there's not very much of it same as above
10.They do not have a very great sense of architecture let them learn, idiot.
11. Their houses do not have any windows sort of agree
12. they use the windows everywhere in their house i don't get it.
13. They leave a server because the host does not have any "addons" sort of agree
14. They leave a server because the host does have "addons" (unless of course something is wrong with their computer and they cant download them) i don't get this.
15. They wand something out of jealousy you need trust to wand buildings, idiot.
16. They wand something because its too small (really?) same as above.
17. They wand something because its too tall (lol rhyme) look above.
18. They spam the chat line by saying stupid things like "My penguin drove out of my rock window today" sort of agree
19. they say the word "laggy" (the proper term is laggard) what the forget is laggard?
20. They build a building with lots of stories and only use a small amount of them a small amount of multiple stories? i don't get it.
21. Their server name is something like "Noob's Noob's building traps" eh.
22. They dress like Finn from the show Adventure Time adventure time is terrible.
23. They do not use the ramps at all there might be a good building that doesn't use ramps.
24. When you join their server you see a spam veichle spawn and them driving around eh.
25. When you tell them to event something they say "event?" or something related to that (Thank you Valour for teaching me how to event when I was a noob and my name was Righcheousdude they're beginners. let them learn.
26. They misspell things mainly on purpose (Ex. "N00B SHUT EET O EYE WILE BANZ YOU") you're just getting trolled.
27. they use 0's a O's. (ex. That's C00l. im 0kay with this /trollface
28. they never use the term STFU or GTFO STFU and GTFO already sounds pretty damn stupid.
29. they do not know what AFK means let them learn.
30. when they have a minigame and you join they ban you for killing them agree.
31. they think the build marco films you building did you happen to come up with that?
32. they ban you and leave the reason blank trolling
33. they ban you for a reason that is meaningless (ex. Jest to po agree
34. if you put them in a jail they Self Delete instantly don't go to a damn jail rp then
35. They are selfish (Ex. you ask for a ride in their jeep and they say GO SPAWN ONE YOURSELF STICKHEAD i'm pretty sure this community isn't selfish.
36. They are incredibly mean (Ex. you have a 16 x 16 house and they block the entrance with a 128x128 house and they say TOO BAD YOUR SMALL ASS HOUSE IS BEING BLOCKED i've never seen someone block another's building.
37. They build 128x128 houses or anything related to that and put in some 2 to 4 tiny pieces of furniture what if it's WIP?
38. They spam a building and alot of bricks are missing eh
39. They rebel against anyone coming to their server, considering them noobs, without checking their BL_IDs i don't get it.
40. They say they will ban you for no reason don't go to their server then.
41. They constanty ask for admin agree.
42. They wand your building and build the exact same thing i never saw anyone wand a building and build the same thing, and you need trust to wand it unless it is destructo wand.
43. They dress like a spaz what?
44. They do not dress at all so what?
45. Their name has the words dude, awesome, cool, or anything like that in it hi righcheousdude
46. They think they can trick you by saying they are eric hartman (this actually happened to me once) so?
47. They act like they're the host of a sever that they are not the host of so?
48. They are lazy when it comes to building houses and only get half of it done deal with it.
49. They are impressed by simple concepts so?
50. They say COME HERE OR BAN on the server name don't go to that server then.
51. if your name is aaowf3

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