How to Detect noobs

[aaowf3]

I have listed some reasons that explain how to detect noobs. If you have any more please post them in the commentary

1. His/her Blockland identifcation (BL_ID) Is high in the present-time
2. They do not know how to use the chat
3. They haven't any experience from the demo version (you can detect this by asking them how long they've been using demo blockland)
4. They spam 1x1s and 1x1x5s and any other *I am not saying Neohax is a noob
5. Their houses/buildings are only 5 studs high (at least make your rooms 6 to 8 studs high)
6. They call everyone else noobs
7. They take more offended when you call them noobs (you can let them know gently by simply calling them a newb)
8. They don't have any furniture in their houses
9. If they do have furniture then there's not very much of it
10.They do not have a very great sense of architecture
11. Their houses do not have any windows
12. they use the windows everywhere in their house
13. They leave a server because the host does not have any "addons"
14. They leave a server because the host does have "addons" (unless of course something is wrong with their computer and they cant download them)
15. They wand something out of jealousy
16. They wand something because its too small (really?)
17. They wand something because its too tall (lol rhyme)
18. They spam the chat line by saying stupid things like "My penguin drove out of my rock window today"
19. they say the word "laggy" (the proper term is laggard)
20. They build a building with lots of stories and only use a small amount of them
21. Their server name is something like "Noob's Noob's building traps"
22. They dress like Finn from the show Adventure Time
23. They do not use the ramps at all
24. When you join their server you see a spam veichle spawn and them driving around
25. When you tell them to event something they say "event?" or something related to that (Thank you Valour for teaching me how to event when I was a noob and my name was Righcheousdude
26. They misspell things mainly on purpose (Ex. "N00B SHUT EET O EYE WILE BANZ YOU")
27. they use 0's a O's. (ex. That's C00l.
28. they never use the term STFU or GTFO
29. they do not know what AFK means
30. when they have a minigame and you join they ban you for killing them
31. they think the build marco films you building
32. they ban you and leave the reason blank
33. they ban you for a reason that is meaningless (ex. Jest to po
34. if you put them in a jail they Self Delete instantly
35. They are selfish (Ex. you ask for a ride in their jeep and they say GO SPAWN ONE YOURSELF STICKHEAD
36. They are incredibly mean (Ex. you have a 16 x 16 house and they block the entrance with a 128x128 house and they say TOO BAD YOUR SMALL ASS HOUSE IS BEING BLOCKED
37. They build 128x128 houses or anything related to that and put in some 2 to 4 tiny pieces of furniture
38. They spam a building and alot of bricks are missing
39. They rebel against anyone coming to their server, considering them noobs, without checking their BL_IDs
40. They say they will ban you for no reason
41. They constanty ask for admin
42. They wand your building and build the exact same thing
43. They dress like a spaz
44. They do not dress at all
45. Their name has the words dude, awesome, cool, or anything like that in it
46. They think they can trick you by saying they are eric hartman (this actually happened to me once)
47. They act like they're the host of a sever that they are not the host of
48. They are lazy when it comes to building houses and only get half of it done
49. They are impressed by simple concepts
50. They say COME HERE OR BAN on the server name

only 50 reasons for now
in the meaningtime here's a picture of a house i built in blockland:

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[Raeyok]

51. Their name is aaowf3.

[Khain]

This is useless.

Hurr durr, "How to Detect noobs"

I think I have detected one, you.

Just because they bought the game recently, and have a high ID doesn't mean they are noobs.

Also.

8. They don't have any furniture in their houses



May I ask where is the furniture of your house.

[SeventhSandwich]

I'm pretty sure the best way to detect a noob is to look at the upper lefthand corner of OP's post.

[TheKhoz]

1. His/her Blockland identifcation (BL_ID) Is high in the present-time

Is the only indication of a noob.

Noob being a new player, not an insult.

[Shortcut]

52. If someone thinks making a noob guide line is a good idea.

[The Doctor]

As much as I hate to say it, he's right. 4/5 of these are actually ways to detect a "Noob". I love playing (messing) with them, I'll say something like "Holy Crap, a Noob is in my server!", and they'll do something incredibly funny and stupid.

Ex: This is a real experiance.
Me: Holy Crap, a noob joined my server!
Noob: Holy crap! where?!
Me: Here
Noob: Hm...what is a n00b?
Me: Lemme give ya an example: You
Noob: Me?
Me: Yes
Noob: No, your a n00b for calling me a n00b!
Me: Ok, lets see, when was Blockland made?
Noob: Uh...2008
Me: No
Noob: Your an idiot!
Me: No, your the idiot
Noob:IDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOT!

And then I went on to ban him.

[aaowf3]

53. You have no idea if there is a button to delete a topic
54. Your Blockland Identification is 21981
55. You run out of reasons and try to find a delete button

None of these are lies

[The Doctor]

53. You have no idea if there is a button to delete a topic
54. Your Blockland Identification is 21981
55. You run out of reasons and try to find a delete button

None of these are lies

Lol

[Doomonkey]

19. they say the word "laggy" (the proper term is laggard)
24. When you join their server you see a spam veichle spawn and them driving around
28. they never use the term STFU or GTFO

48. They are lazy when it comes to building houses and only get half of it done

19, 24, and 28 made me laugh. 48 made me sad, because I have never finished a build of my own that's over 2000 bricks, I don't think.

[Rookie]

I think eski is a 15k and he has built/evented incredible things.

[Doomonkey]

I think eski is a 15k and he has built/evented incredible things.

I'm not sure how much of the building he did.

[Rookie]

"Noobs" also tend to judge by ID

[Jay the Cartoonist]

I have listed some reasons that explain how to detect noobs. If you have any more please post them in the commentary

1. His/her Blockland identifcation (BL_ID) Is high in the present-time
2. They do not know how to use the chat
3. They haven't any experience from the demo version (you can detect this by asking them how long they've been using demo blockland)
4. They spam 1x1s and 1x1x5s and any other *I am not saying Neohax is a noob
5. Their houses/buildings are only 5 studs high (at least make your rooms 6 to 8 studs high)
6. They call everyone else noobs
7. They take more offended when you call them noobs (you can let them know gently by simply calling them a newb)
8. They don't have any furniture in their houses
9. If they do have furniture then there's not very much of it
10.They do not have a very great sense of architecture
11. Their houses do not have any windows
12. they use the windows everywhere in their house
13. They leave a server because the host does not have any "addons"
14. They leave a server because the host does have "addons" (unless of course something is wrong with their computer and they cant download them)
15. They wand something out of jealousy
16. They wand something because its too small (really?)
17. They wand something because its too tall (lol rhyme)
18. They spam the chat line by saying stupid things like "My penguin drove out of my rock window today"
19. they say the word "laggy" (the proper term is laggard)
20. They build a building with lots of stories and only use a small amount of them
21. Their server name is something like "Noob's Noob's building traps"
22. They dress like Finn from the show Adventure Time
23. They do not use the ramps at all
24. When you join their server you see a spam veichle spawn and them driving around
25. When you tell them to event something they say "event?" or something related to that (Thank you Valour for teaching me how to event when I was a noob still are and my name was Righcheousdude
26. They misspell things mainly on purpose (Ex. "N00B SHUT EET O EYE WILE BANZ YOU")
27. they use 0's a O's. (ex. That's C00l.
28. they never use the term STFU or GTFO
29. they do not know what AFK means
30. when they have a minigame and you join they ban you for killing them
31. they think the build marco Polo films you building
32. they ban you and leave the reason blank
33. they ban you for a reason that is meaningless (ex. Jest to po
34. if you put them in a jail they Self Delete instantly
35. They are selfish (Ex. you ask for a ride in their jeep and they say GO SPAWN ONE YOURSELF STICKHEAD
36. They are incredibly mean (Ex. you have a 16 x 16 house and they block the entrance with a 128x128 house and they say TOO BAD YOUR SMALL ASS HOUSE IS BEING BLOCKED
37. They build 128x128 houses or anything related to that and put in some 2 to 4 tiny pieces of furniture
38. They spam a building and alot Remember: there is a lot of space in outer space of bricks are missing
39. They rebel against anyone coming to their server, considering them noobs, without checking their BL_IDs
40. They say they will ban you for no reason
41. They constanty ask for admin
42. They wand your building and build the exact same thing
43. They dress like a spaz <--  I lol'd at this one
44. They do not dress at all
45. Their name has the words dude, awesome, cool, or anything like that in it
46. They think they can trick you by saying they are eric hartman (this actually happened to me once)
47. They act like they're the host of a sever that they are not the host of
48. They are lazy when it comes to building houses and only get half of it done That hurts my feelings :(
49. They are impressed by simple concepts Simple can be amazing, and usually is
50. They say COME HERE OR BAN on the server name

only 50 reasons for now
in the meaningtime here's a picture of a house i built in blockland:

Bolded things and added my commentary

[Raeyok]

I think eski is a 15k and he has built/evented incredible things.

E. K. S. I.

Also he's a 13K (13559).