you get gum stuck in long hair
"OH NO"
you get vomit in long hair
"OH NO"
you get dandruff in long hair
"k"
you get gum in short hair
"guess i needed a haircut!"
you get vomit in short hair
"i can wash it out in the sink"
you get dandruff in short hair
"forget THEYRE ALL GONNA SEE IT"