call people bad names in other languages
bet somebody they can't do something impossible, reap rewards with a coolface
get deoderant, put it on your cheek, tell people to sniff it, and if they do, HEADBUTT THEM
talk Ub3rl337 to everybody IRL
tell somebody you know when they'll die, reply "when you do" when they answer, wear your coolface.
tell somebody you can draw them, get out a notebook/paper, and draw a snake on top of a stickfigures neck, tell them you're done, and show it to them with a coolface
See, i'm so good at loving with people