Blonde jokes!

[ThatDude]

Post the best blonde jokes you know here! I'll start

A ventriloquist and his toy puppet were at a live comedy show, when a blonde stood up and yelled, "Hey, im tired of your stupid blonde jokes! Just because were blondes doesn't mean were stupid!"
The ventriloquist replied, "Hey take it easy, they're just jokes!"
The blonde looks at him and says, "I'm not talking to you, im talking to the little guy sitting on your lap!"

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[Mr.jacksaunt]

Go to www.yourmom.com, I have heard it has good jokes.

[pitfall]

No. We are not as stupid as every one says.

[JAW959]

What did the blonds left leg say to her right leg?
Nothing, they've never met.

[steve5451]

._.

I think I get it?
Is it loveual?

[ThatDude]

What did the blonds left leg say to her right leg?
Nothing, they've never met.

lol! keep it coming

[Rookie]

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

[JAW959]

._.
I think I get it?
Is it loveual?

/facedesk

[ThatDude]

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

lol.

[ThatDude]

/facedesk

omg that is signature worthy, but it takes up all the characters

[onesis]

What did the blonds left leg say to her right leg?
Nothing, they've never met.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

iLol'd

[Altered]

No. We are not as stupid as every one says.

[ThatDude]

Ok, heres a good one.

Two blondes are going to Disney World. They see a sign that says, "Disney world left," so they went home.
It's kinda a thinker

[Molasses]

Ok, heres a good one.

Two blondes are going to Disney World. They see a sign that says, "Disney world left," so they went home.
It's kinda a thinker

What is a thinker?

[steve5451]

It took me 2 seconds.
And here is the answer for the people who don't get it: [Highlight] --> They thought that Disney World actually left.

What is a thinker?

Something you have to think about. -.-