Zombie Santa!

[Donro98]

Okay, this is like a boss battle with a zombie santa.

He starts with 15,000 health and every three turns he will randomly attack i will start.

I rolled a 9
I shot him in the head with a pistol,
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100 damage dealt  
14,900 health left.

[Ad Bot]

[tikitai]

then zombie santa gets raped by a snowman

[Supreme Guy]

Then, on a trip to a kid's house, he finds it's full of rapists.


Who then rape him.

[masterockets]

15,000 health
100 damage dealt 
14,000 health left.

you mean 14,900 health left, right?
and I throw coal at him

[tikitai]

zombie santa rapes the coal

[Donro98]

you mean 14,900 health left, right?
and I throw coal at him

4
The coal bounces off his belly making his laugh not so jolly any more.
"increased damage"
2 turns left.

[masterockets]

we need bombs shaped like elves and cannons that shoot coal
and maybe diabetes in a can for the fat man

[Joker Card]

Santa's elves, reindeer sleigh and presents rape him.
-1 point of damage
CRITICAL  HIT

[Medicat]

I Scream at Zombie Santa He aint Real! ITS THE DAMN PARENT WHO DO THE stuff!
Zombie Santa Dies Singing This Song
Zombie Santa Health Decreases By, 100%!

[Cybertails1998]

QUALITY ORIGINAL CONTENT HERE LOL

[Donro98]

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[Cybertails1998]

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this is what i'm referring to

[Tingalz]

this is what i'm referring to

Are you butthurt because someone ended up using one of "your" unoriginal ideas?

[Joker Card]

I rolled a 6 1 6.

Satan shot up out of the ground and ate santa

[Donro98]

He turns into a creepbear, rapes all of you, and eats you.
THE END