Author Topic: Zombie Santa!  (Read 2703 times)

Okay, this is like a boss battle with a zombie santa.

He starts with 15,000 health and every three turns he will randomly attack i will start.

I rolled a 9
I shot him in the head with a pistol,
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100 damage dealt  
14,900 health left.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2010, 12:26:27 AM by Donro98 »

then zombie santa gets raped by a snowman

Then, on a trip to a kid's house, he finds it's full of rapists.


Who then rape him.


15,000 health
100 damage dealt 
14,000 health left.
you mean 14,900 health left, right?
and I throw coal at him

zombie santa rapes the coal

you mean 14,900 health left, right?
and I throw coal at him
4
The coal bounces off his belly making his laugh not so jolly any more.
"increased damage"
2 turns left.

we need bombs shaped like elves and cannons that shoot coal
and maybe diabetes in a can for the fat man

Santa's elves, reindeer sleigh and presents rape him.
-1 point of damage
CRITICAL  HIT

I Scream at Zombie Santa He aint Real! ITS THE DAMN PARENT WHO DO THE stuff!

Zombie Santa Dies Singing This Song
Zombie Santa Health Decreases By, 100%!

QUALITY ORIGINAL CONTENT HERE LOL




I rolled a 6 1 6.

Satan shot up out of the ground and ate santa

He turns into a creepbear, rapes all of you, and eats you.
THE END