Confessions you'd only tell strangers

[ShadowsfeaR]

I'm 14 and have never had a girlfriend nor kissed a girl on the lips.
Though I would tell this to annyone who asked, I have no reason to hide it.

Thought I might share more of myself.

[Ad Bot]

[Joker Card]

I'm 16, never had a girlfreind or kissed a girl other than my mom.
I'm also still a virgin and im only a sophmore in highschool. (If you saw me IRL you'd understand the last one)

[ShadowsfeaR]

I'm 16, never had a girlfreind or kissed a girl other than my mom. ...
I'm also still a virgin and im only a sophmore in highschool. you really expect to get laid at 16?!

[Joker Card]

Not the point. Infact, a lot of people at my school already have. loving whores

[steve5451]

The whores at my last school. God...
They are always talking about "Oh, tony forgeted me last night!!1"
and "I haven't had love for a week! I'll just go out with that one kid."
Whores everywhere. Most of them on drugs.

[Joker Card]

Welcome to highschool, where the whores from your past school try to out-whore eachother

[ShadowsfeaR]

Your school are forgeted up. The worst my school has gotten to was a recent school stabbing, something that has never happened, or anything of the sort.

[WhatIsThisIdontEven]

I've nearly committed Self Delete 9 times already.

[Chriz]

I've nearly committed Self Delete 9 times already.

nice first post, mr. alt

lets all say that its plaz now.

[Kingdaro]

I'm 14 and I masturbate.

[Chriz]

I'm 14 and I masturbate.

and your point?

like, everyone masturbates. especially at that age lol

[Kingdaro]

and your point?

like, everyone masturbates. especially at that age lol

Ah, I imagined that the procrastination audience was much older.

[Chriz]

Ah, I imagined that the procrastination audience was much older.

its not

i've been masturbating since my first little bit of crotchfuzz. a lot of people have.

[shafin25]

I'm close to death as anyone alive can be.

[Colten]

Im up past my bedtime!!!!!!!!