Poll

If you had the option, would you egg Nikki/Ultimamax's mom's car?

Yes
64 (50%)
No
11 (8.6%)
Maybe
9 (7%)
Other (Different way to violate the car)
44 (34.4%)

Total Members Voted: 128

Author Topic: My mom- The definition of bad parenting  (Read 15658 times)

My friends dad payed off the mortgage on the house, paid off the car, and everything else.

My friends mom rewarded his dad with divorce.
She gets to keep the house and the car.

Goddamn bitch.

:c

Sounds like my mom, except my mom doesn't know how to use computers.

This is no joke, Nikki.  I would REALLY recommend to call Child Services.  Tell them your mother is not fit in her position, and explain to them what you stated here.

Is your brother older than you?  Because if he isn't, and you turn eighteen, that's kidnapping.

Have a private meeting with your father and brother about your mother.  Discuss what she has done, and what her habits are.  At some point you are going to need to confront her.  Especially about the cheating part;  If you can pin that on her, she will get antsy.

Tell your dad to not give her any more money, and that she needs to get a job.

Hope that helps ~ Benny

We aren't exactly financially secure and plus my mom would probably call the cops on my dad saying that he kidnapped us. We don't have any family here that would be able to support us. They're all in Poland. :c
If you leave the state, it's kidnapping.

GO to a junkyard
FIND pointy metal object
RAPE your mom in the face with it
BURY her in the backyard
STEAL all her money
REPORT to the authorities that she dissapeard.
PRETEND to not be at the house so you don't have to pay for it but ca still live in it
PROBLEM = solved.

But what if the teacher is a child enthusiast  :panda:
Now that would just be really loving unlucky.

I can't help you at all, in any way, no matter what I do. But I can somewhat feel your pain, since my moms a bitch every now and then, though not as bad as yours.
Oh and we need Mage here now. He gives the best advice.

I can't help you at all, in any way, no matter what I do. But I can somewhat feel your pain, since my moms a bitch every now and then, though not as bad as yours.
Oh and we need Mage here now. He gives the best advice.

He gives horrible advice, it would probably be "She is your mother and knows what is best, just love her and be happy you have a mother." Also I would talk to my dad if this was happening and just be like "the forget is wrong with you?" and tell him to leave her ass. In court if the kids testified that they found tons of naked pictures of her on the computer addressed to other men, I am pretty sure the judge is going to give her nothing.

Couldn't your dad get a divorce or something, if she's cheating on him?

I would stuff in my hand and wipe it on the dashboard.
No, get everyone you know to stuff in buckets, and dump it all over her car.

Come to Minneapolis, MN.  I could probably help you guys.

Couldn't your dad get a divorce or something, if she's cheating on him?
Read the topic, we don't have enough money.

Sadly, she could call the cops on your Dad for not giving money to her.

Curse modern marriage laws, and their corrupt loop holes :c

OH I HAVE AN IDEA.

Have your dad sue your mom, and you and your bro are witnesses.

Be like:  "SHE TOUCHES ME AT NIGHT SOMETIMES :C"

and your brother will be like: "MOMMY DOES WEIRD STUFF TO NIKKI.  MAKE IT STOP!!!"

And then your mom will be in jail.  lawl.

Call cops, school guidance?