johny99: WHERE ARE YOU FROM BITCH ILL FUK U UP
me: America
him: haha u no wut i put in ur ass everyday?!
me: Nope.
him: MY richard
me: So you're gay?
him: NO CUZ U HAS PUSY?
me: No, I'm 100% male.
him: 100% FEMALE CUZ UR A PUSY!
me: Still makes you gay if you put it in my ass.
him: ALAHA