Any near-death experiences?

[MasterLemons]

I think tae kwon do is a bit repetitive and is 90% kicks. if somebody trys to punch or stab you, wtf do i do?
KICKHIM IN THE FACE!11! But no, you actually can't do it that fast.

I recommend she switches you to kung fu, because it's more of a mixture

Well, he could kick the person in his snake or something.

Master lemons, I don't think many people on these forums have "Died and came back to life".  You are very confusing.

I kind of agree. But I wanna hear about more, basically.

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[Super Yoshi Bro]

I kind of agree. But I wanna hear about more, basically.

I agree, stories like these are interesting, not interesting as in "Hahaha you almost died lol," but interesting as in "Wow, that sounds very interesting."

[Cyanian]

I was actually chased by a 23 year old black man with a rifle in his hand.

He was shot once in the left arm by a cop, turns out no ammo was in his rifle.


He was in jail for I don't know how many years.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

He COULD kick him there, but wouldn't you want to know how to rip his eyes out of his face before he reaches you? and just END the fight there? (Cause he wont have any loving eyes)

[TMAN7676]

I once swallowed a mercury Thermometer.
When i was like, 2. 

[MasterLemons]

He COULD kick him there, but wouldn't you want to know how to rip his eyes out of his face before he reaches you? and just END the fight there? (Cause he wont have any loving eyes)

Sure, I guess so.

I once swallowed a mercury Thermometer.
When i was like, 2. 

Wow... Btw,

I once swallowed a penny
when i was like, 2. 

[ragedskylord]

He COULD kick him there, but wouldn't you want to know how to rip his eyes out of his face before he reaches you? and just END the fight there? (Cause he wont have any loving eyes)

I lold.

[Frenchfrie]

I think tae kwon do is a bit repetitive and is 90% kicks. if somebody trys to punch or stab you, wtf do i do?
KICKHIM IN THE FACE!11! But no, you actually can't do it that fast.

I recommend she switches you to kung fu, because it's more of a mixture

Tae Kwan Do is generic meaningless stuff. I know a licensed Ninjitsu teacher. He teached at eight schools. Learn something else.

[steve5451]

I died once. It sucked.
Luckily I was revived. :D

[Joker Card]

I think tae kwon do is a bit repetitive and is 90% kicks. if somebody trys to punch or stab you, wtf do i do?
KICKHIM IN THE FACE!11! But no, you actually can't do it that fast.

I recommend she switches you to kung fu, because it's more of a mixture

Krav Magna. Self defense for everyday life. How to redirect a forward stab.

[Oneo]

I was on a houseboat in Tennessee for the 4th of July with my friends and my brother. It was late at night, we were all drunk, and my brother and I decided to go swimming. Instead of immediately jumping in, I climbed down the ladder to avoid waking everyone up. As I submerged into the water, my brother thought it would be funny to drop the ladder on my head.
The ladders on that boat were big, metal, and very heavy.
I was unconscious, floating around under the boat for 10 seconds, then swam back up. When I got back up, instead of yelling and beating the stuff out of my dumb-forget brother, we had a few shots and went fishing.

[Shadowed999]

I almost drowned...lame. :S

[Mr.LoLHaX]

I was hiking with my family. For some reason we had to get off the hiking road. There was a waterfall beside me. I slid down to better footing. But apparently that waterfall has a wide radius to wet things so I almost slipped of a 100 foot cliff-like thing. I would've fallen to my death. (The worst way I would want to die)

[steve5451]

Falling worst? Hah!
What if you slept in a pool of weak acid, slowly burning your skin to bare bone.
A horrible, very long death.

[Mr.LoLHaX]

Falling worst? Hah!
What if you slept in a pool of weak acid, slowly burning your skin to bare bone.
A horrible, very long death.

I'm stupid. I might even be handicapped.
But I wouldn't sleep in a D'damn pool of acid only to die.
You sir, are mean :c