Hey guys, don't post. Nothing counts and nearly nobody has "died and come back".This thread is useless and boring.
Would you just gtfo, please?
Rookie keeps smashing into me, but it's not giving me near-death experiences. But I am leaving a lot of dents in his cars!
Masterlemons, if somebody died, they're dead.Near death literally means close to dying. technically everything counts.
Well, lets see, Some guy at my school tried to run me over for tresspassing, I got hit in the head with a rock the size of a bowl from 10 feet across, Almost drowned twice, ate a pink undercooked suasage, tazered for 8 seconds, crawled through a patch of Stinging Netal and poisen oak, Stabbed, Shot in a couple of places with a pellet gun, Beaten with a Club. I'm not joking on these, they actually happened to me.
where the hell do you live? hayden lake, Idaho?[size=.1pt] The last neo-national socialist compound in the US[/size]
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Just because it says almost, doesn't make it a not near death experience. And stop basing you facts off some stuff show.
ITT: OP is confused between cheating death and near death experiences.
A near-death experience (NDE), refers to a broad range of personal experiences associated with impending death, encompassing multiple possible sensations including detachment from the body; feelings of levitation; extreme fear; total serenity, security, or warmth; the experience of absolute dissolution; and the presence of a light, which some people interpret as a deity.[1]These phenomena are usually reported after an individual has been pronounced clinically dead or otherwise very close to death, hence the term near-death experience. Many NDE reports, however, originate from events that are not life-threatening.
All three of you need to watch atleast 1 episode of that show. Until then, stop arguing.Ok, you're just insulting me now. Stop. Tell me why your insulting me.