Any near-death experiences?

[oleg662]

Well the closest near-death experience was at a party at my girlfriend's house, we were alone in a closet,(don't ask.) and my girlfriend's dad walked in on us. He almost killed me.

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[Altered]

I was on a tall building (I think it was like 15 stories high) and suddenly, 2 goons came out of a door and started shooting at me. I was able to dodge all the bullets exept for one, which nailed my in the shoulder. I was staggered by the pain and as I was mindlessly running around I ran off the edge and fell. Quickly, I pulled out my parachute and safely landed on the ground. I then ripped the bullet out of my shoulder and bandaged the wound.

srsly no joke

[SkullCandy]

A while back... I was walking home from school and I got in the middle of a gang fight, I was running like crazy, they almost shot me. But they just shot off my Paperboy hat. I was so scared, I didn't want to be killed by a stupid 64-year-old man dressed in a halloween costume with a gun.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

One time I randomly passed out in gym class.

Turns out that it was from dehydration, though I have NO idea how because I had'nt really been drinking irregularly. Also Turns out tht I have Genital cancer. Still do.

Fap some more

[MasterLemons]

A while back... I was walking home from school and I got in the middle of a gang fight, I was running like crazy, they almost shot me. But they just shot off my Paperboy hat. I was so scared, I didn't want to be killed by a stupid 64-year-old man dressed in a halloween costume with a gun.

Ya know, I know someone who lives close to me who has a gun and sometimes threatens my friends with it. But, on halloween, he's actually nice. He hasnt threatened me yet.

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Also, nice storys, guise!

[SkullCandy]

I was on a tall building (I think it was like 15 stories high) and suddenly, 2 goons came out of a door and started shooting at me. I was able to dodge all the bullets exept for one, which nailed my in the shoulder. I was staggered by the pain and as I was mindlessly running around I ran off the edge and fell. Quickly, I pulled out my parachute and safely landed on the ground. I then ripped the bullet out of my shoulder and bandaged the wound.

srsly no joke

What were you doing wandering around on top of a 15 story building in the first place, and where did you get the parachute....?

[morningstar]

I actually died on time. :\

Did'ya drown?

[(Fallen)]

One time when i was little i went London and we stayed in a 5 story apartment complex. I started hanging my self out the window like half my body. My waist down wasn't out but the waist up was. It didn't scare me when i did it but now when i look back i can't believe i did that.

[TJ10]

2:

1. i went to close to a edge of a hill,brother got me up.
2. crowded roads going to some place and a car almost hit us.

[Super Yoshi Bro]

I don't think it was really a near death experience, but whatever. One day when I was 11 or so, I was hanging out at a pound with a few friends, and these 15-16 year old idiots came and started being douchebags to us. I call the one Gay and suddenly they all rage and start beating the stuff out of me. I don't really remember anything after that, because I think I blacked out. My mom signed me up for Tae-Kwon-Doe for self defense in case it happened again, and now I'm a second degree black belt.

[kanew2000]

I fell off the bleachers at Schlarman or some stuff during a mass assembly thing our school had which drived us over to schlarman for it. I fell off and probably broke open my chin or something (i fainted) I got up and didn't see any blood and i didnt feel any pain,but i walked to the room the teachers were anyways.

they gasped and i didnt know what the forget was going on they put me down onto a chair and brought an ice pack up to my chin,i took it off and there was blood on it and then i felt the pain.

My grandpa took me off to the emergency area of the hospital.

I got a catscan and stitches then a week later i got them removed by a doctor.

[MasterLemons]

I don't think it was really a near death experience, but whatever. One day when I was 11 or so, I was hanging out at a pound with a few friends, and these 15-16 year old idiots came and started being douchebags to us. I call the one Gay and suddenly they all rage and start beating the stuff out of me. I don't really remember anything after that, because I think I blacked out. My mom signed me up for Tae-Kwon-Doe for self defense in case it happened again, and now I'm a second degree black belt.

That was kind of smart.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

That was kind of smart.

I think tae kwon do is a bit repetitive and is 90% kicks. if somebody trys to punch or stab you, wtf do i do?
KICKHIM IN THE FACE!11! But no, you actually can't do it that fast.

I recommend she switches you to kung fu, because it's more of a mixture

[Super Yoshi Bro]

I think tae kwon do is a bit repetitive and is 90% kicks. if somebody trys to punch or stab you, wtf do i do?
KICKHIM IN THE FACE!11! But no, you actually can't do it that fast.

I recommend she switches you to kung fu, because it's more of a mixture

I've learned techniques, various punches and kicks and take downs for when my opponent makes a specific move. Besides, I've been with the Gym for like, 5 years.

[Mr. Anderson]

Master lemons, I don't think many people on these forums have "Died and came back to life".  You are very confusing.