Any near-death experiences?

[Maze24]

I survived a stab in my arm, true story.

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[Roknrollwill]

I survived a stab in my arm, true story.

This leaves a lot of questions.

Please be more detailed with your story.

[Joker Card]

This didn't happen to me, but I was involved. During lifting at Football practice, the guy I was spotting was doing Power cleans. The weight was to high and he fell backards, I caught the bar but it was so heavey I accidentally dropped it in his lap. He was able to get up and almost got hit in the throat by the bar when he fell.

This is a true story that is a near death experience. If I wasn't there, he would have died, or aat least choked to death if I didn't catch it initially.

[zookuw]

Ok people, stop telling fake near death experiences. I  need real ones.

Ok people, stop telling fake near death experiences. I  need real ones.

Are you doing some sort of report or something?

[Flying Ace]

I almost my whole toe once

[Dr.Block]

My mom tells me she almost fell down a flight of stairs when she was pregnant with me.

Makes me a little mad to think about.

EDIT: Mad as in, I could have died from a stupid unfortunate accident, not mad as in I wish I could have died.

[MasterLemons]

Fine, I'll change it to "death and back" experiences, since you guys are arguing.

[Joker Card]

Fine, I'll change it to "death and back" experiences, since you guys are arguing.

I hope you realize not many people have death to back experiences at such a young age.

[MasterLemons]

I hope you realize not many people have death to back experiences at such a young age.

Yea, I know. Alot of people on I survived are adults..

[Joker Card]

Yea, I know. A lot of people on I survived are adults..

fixed

[Jacky]

:(

[Joker Card]

Dang it. Jackey beat us.

[Jacky]

lolz!

[StarDust]

I stood on the edge of the grand canyon.
2cm away
does that count?

[Skip]

Ew my eyes.
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