Jesus's Computer (Thread reincarnation)

[PowerDag]

He has Doors 4022 Service Pack 6.

SP8, actually. And he has DirectX 9000.5.2.

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[Dodger]

He has a functional version of Norton Anti-Virus.

[PowerDag]

He has a functional version of Norton Anti-Virus.

His antivirus is Chuck Norris 2010

You're late

[IkeTheGeneric]

It can run Crysis on medium settings.

[Coolio]

It can run Doom at 99999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999fps with Crysis style graphics.

[TechnoPop]

It can run anything with an unreasonable amount of Frames Per Second.

[keonesan]

It can run Crysis on medium settings.

But mine can run Crysis on high. :U

[Dodger]

You're late

Missed that, sorry.

His computer can handle 256,001 bricks in blockland.

[NEkram]

his computer can click to respawn

[Legodude77]

His internet is so fast it loads BEFORE you click a link!

[Treynolds416]

His online streaming is an actual stream, with 1 gigabyte of processing power per molecule of water.

[?]

It can run Doom at 99999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999fps with Crysis style graphics.

That would be too fast.
I don't think doom can even run that fast.

[keonesan]

That would be too fast.
I don't think doom can even run that fast.

I don't know vanilla doom's fps cap but I know sourceports like skulltag and zdoom is like 300. Like most games.

[Cyanian]

It runs on Sandy Bridge's.

[HellHound]

It can play PS5 games and Xbox720 games too.