So instead of working on improving his service, seems like Kalphiter is spending time trying to block my perfectly innocent uptime monitoring (he hasn't managed it yet, it's smarter than he understands).

For the benefit of Kalphiter's clients, the monitoring service has reported 9 occurrences of downtime today varying between 5-10 minutes for a current aggregate total of 1 hour 10 minutes. These are almost certainly network issues and there is nothing that can be done.