Author Topic: You Must Destroy The Wall: I'm not updating anymore  (Read 18063 times)


>I attack the enemy medic with a samurai sword.

I summon a tactical marine squadron aimed with M4 Carbines. If the summon works, I order them to blow the stuff out of Plaz.

I get my dead rising two logic ready. I grab two drills and two buckets and craft drill buckets, and from there I put them on max and plaz' heads. As they are in pain, I karate kick the medic.


I throw a boomerang at the wall (I can only guess what it will be if I get a 1)

> Equip PORTAL GUN. Shoot blue portal on ground. Shoot orange portal through any hole you can see ground through. Enter portal, retrieve ARTIFACT.

Cybertails1998 (2): You somehow knock yourself out with the shotgun.
Status: UNCONSCIOUS for next roll ( a "roll" is defined as 5 attack rolls)

Dnitro (5): BOOM!

carolcat (6) extra roll (4): FALCON KICK WALL, then punch it.

TalesOfBlockland56 (1): Medic syringe guns you in the face before you get in range. DEAD

pieblocky (2): Summon Fail!

ultimamax (4) Drill buckets sorta work, medic gets a boot to the face.

Blaze0 (3): It just misses the wall, and you manage to duck as it flies by your head.

PowerDag (4): NO HOLE AVAILABLE, so you just throw the portal gun at the wall.


Wall Health: 91,000
Wall Status: Awake, ultra-angry

Plaz/Max4344 Health: 4,550
Status:Recharging Tactical Troll, RAGE

Medic Health: 14,500
Status: Healing Plaz/Max4344, 20% ubercharged

Dead (and can roll to revive): skyblue6245, Wood, Roknrollwill, flush535, LegoDude77

Friendly Summons:
Friendly Medic Health: 10,000
Status: Charging Ubercharge (25%), Charging REVIVE (60%)

In RAGE: Kilser (2 more rolls)

> Drop the ball on the wall.


Dnitro (4): The ball you threw at the wall hits.

TalesOfBlockland56 (3): REVIVE FAIL!

Wall Health: 90,500
Wall Status: Ultra-angry

Plaz/Max4344 Health: 4,650
Status:Tactical Troll Ready!

Medic Health: 14,500
Status: Healing Plaz/Max4344, 30% ubercharged

Dead (and can roll to revive): skyblue6245, Wood, Roknrollwill, flush535, LegoDude77, TalesOfBlockland56

Friendly Summons:
Friendly Medic Health: 10,000
Status: Charging Ubercharge (40%), Charging REVIVE (90%)

In RAGE: Kilser (2 more rolls)


>Atempt to summon a creeper/spider jockey army.

I had ectra lief so i kick the wall with my big toe

> Throw eggs at the wall