Author Topic: Omegle ~ Post your funny chats here!  (Read 25477 times)

Its called Omegle, not loving steam

That was stupider than what i posted. ;-;

Stranger: Horny ?
You: yes heres my nudes
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg

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Stranger: Horny, female, 19, wants to roleplay!
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
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Wtf? Someone said that to me, too.

You: No, I wouldn't like gay love.
Stranger: Me neither.
Stranger: What I do want though
Stranger: is to tell you a story.
Stranger: if you will listen...
You: Okie Dokie
You: I like bedtime stories
Stranger: Listen then, and listen well...
Stranger: You've heard of the Sierra Madre.
Stranger: We all have.
Stranger: The storys.
Stranger: The myths.
You: No, I haven't..
Stranger: The Legends.
Stranger: Stories of treasures from a world gone.
Stranger: Locked away...
You: Please, no scary stories.
You: I'm 13.
Stranger: Ripe for the taking.
Stranger: Stories of ghosts
Stranger: or of poisonous clouds
You: Casper?
Stranger: all haunting the casino.
You: I'm not aloud in casinos.
Stranger: Yes, we all know the story of the siera madre.
You: You spelt it wrong.
Stranger: But finding it, that's not the hard part.
Stranger: It's letting go.
You: Okay.
Stranger: These are the words the old man spoke to me, all those years ago.
Stranger: The old man, the one who inprisoned me.
Stranger: Who put an explosive collar on my neck.
Stranger: Who made me perform terrifying tasks.
Stranger: Tasks he created out of lust for power.
Stranger: Greed.
You: Okay.
Stranger: He made me kill, plunder.
You: Mommy tells me not to talk to strangers.
Stranger: But worst of all, the one thing he made me do, that which is both a blessing
Stranger: and a curse.
Stranger: He taught me how to survive.
You: God is good.
Stranger: I want to tell you the story of the Sierra Madre.
Stranger: If you still wish to listen.
You: I don't really like Sierra Mist, sorry.
Stranger: I see then.
You: It does not flatter my tastes.
You: Thank you for offering then.
Stranger: Nor mine, but fait often has different plans for us does it not, wanderer?
You: Indeed, Stranger.
You: Daddy told me to eat my veggies.
Stranger: If you will not hear my story, will you atleast do me a kindness?
You: I like candles!
Stranger: Uh huh...
Stranger: Though you may not be a kind soul, I am.
Stranger: So, I will give you a warning.
Stranger: Do not look behind you.
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There's a wall behind me. :c.

You: ๏̯͡๏﴿
Stranger: heey
You: ๏̯͡๏﴿๏ ̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏ ﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏ ̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏ ﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏ ̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏ ﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿๏̯͡๏﴿
Stranger: ahahahahahahhahaahaah
You: What, you find my shenanigans funny?
Stranger: ahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaah ahahahahahahahahaha
You: '
You: ๏̯͡๏﴿
Stranger: lmfao!
You: ๏̯͡๏﴿
Stranger: ahahahahahaahahahahah
You: i'm lost
Stranger: dude lol, how old are you?
You: like
You: 16.
Stranger: female?
You: no, why do you ask.
You: you think you want nudes
You: but you wont recieve
Stranger: what the forget!? O.o
You: wot
Stranger: your a richard.
You: I realise this.
Stranger: do you live in aus?
You: Yes.
Stranger: so you live in aus?
Stranger: ????
You: Yes.
Stranger: aahahhahaha, where abouts/
Stranger: ?
You: Queensland
Stranger: oooh, whats your name?
You: Phillip.
You: >:(
Stranger: really?
You: yes.
You: i'm american australian, so i doubt you know me
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: i dont i live in aldinga.
You: I live in sunshine coast
Stranger: hm, aha, do you like justin biebr or cody simpson better?
You: cody.
You: I dont even know who cody is
You: but justin needs to get kicked in the balls
You: maybe that'll help his situation out
Stranger: why?
Stranger: :O you so mean.
You: yes.
You: i am mean, why are you a chick?
Stranger: yeaah.
You: oh lord
You: a female in disguise
You: forget me
Stranger: ahah, in disguise?
You: yes
You: all people on omegle are masterbaiting guys
Stranger: lol
Stranger: noo stuff! its funny whe you get there hopes up, and then just leave.
You: lol
You: oh yeah baby i'll rub your richard
You: loljk i'm a dude
Stranger: ahaha
You: you should get in my chatroom
You: it's like uhhh
Stranger: your chatroom?
You: www.tinychat.com/feep
You: yues
You: my chatrum
Stranger: tinychat? what the forget is that!? O.o
You: it's a chatroom
You: thing
You: and like i made one
Stranger: ahah, maybe later?
You: :(
You: taio cruz is displeased
Stranger: taio cruz?
You: yes.
Stranger: is he on?
You: no
Stranger: then?..
You: he'll just be displeased when i tell him
Stranger: you know him
Stranger: ?
You: no
Stranger: then?..
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16.
You: Already told you.

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You: Hello.
Stranger: m/f
You: F
You: Wanna lovechat?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how old
You: 18
You: I take off my bra
Stranger: me to and i would take out my rooster
You: I start sucking your richard
You: And rub it agianst my moobs.
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: i would cum in  your mouth and then put it in your pusillanimous individual
Stranger: wats that link to
You: Me.
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« Last Edit: January 15, 2011, 12:43:59 PM by nightlight »

Omg ew. There was this one guy jacking off and then a lady rubbing her vagina. Don't do video chat.



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The forget is with your page stretching screenshots? Just copy paste you douche.


What lovely mannerism.

Okay. Please take down your 1621px wide images as my monitor is only 1024px wide and is causing major problems also considering the text is huge and I'm in the living room.