Rat in my room

[MegaScientifical]

Between my first and current cat, we started getting mice. I felt genuine hate for them, it was like they were taking advantage of the death of my beloved cat. They started free roaming the house, pissing me off even more. So I put a glue trap with a cookie on the stairs behind me, and was alone... Suddenly a ton of flapping around and "SQUEEK SQUEEEEK!" I run over and it's stuck in the trap, on its side, trying to escape. I freaked out... And just happened to have been randomly holding a thin piece of wood for no loving reason that day. Smacked down once, missed. Second time BAM. Dead. Didn't break the skin, just killed it. :3 I was almost dancing over it like "You see that?! This happens when you starfishs take advantage of the death of my cat! starfishS!"

[Ad Bot]

[RFW2]

Step 1: Hit with stick
Step 2: Pick up
Step 3: Turn oven on
Step 4: Insert rat into oven
Step 5: Leave to cook for 15-20 minutes
Step 6: Take out with oven gloves
Step 7: Leave to cool
Step 8: Put inside roll
Step 9: Put some ketchup on
Step 10: Enjoy!

[MegaScientifical]

Step 1: Hit with stick
Step 2: Pick up
Step 3: Turn oven on
Step 4: Insert rat into oven
Step 5: Leave to cook for 15-20 minutes
Step 6: Take out with oven gloves
Step 7: Leave to cool
Step 8: Put inside roll
Step 9: Put some ketchup on
Step 10: Enjoy!

I guess this explains how you act: during childhood, the brain is quite sensitive to toxins.

[(Hit Man)]

I guess this explains how you act: during childhood, the brain is quite sensitive to toxins.

i lol'd

i sniffed some powder glue once, the doctors said i had major brain damage, it was expensive, but was wooorttthhhhh ittttt

[MegaScientifical]

i lol'd

i sniffed some powder glue once, the doctors said i had major brain damage, it was expensive, but was wooorttthhhhh ittttt

Sounds like a sticky situation.

[Tyler66]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

*drums*

[Cheezr]

Kill it with fire.

[Rainbow]

stop eating so messily

[Tyler66]

I am tired with fire, why not use water?

[WingZero]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Madmitten]

thats what you get for living in a trailer park

[tails]

Mom won't let me hunt it down with a knife
:C

That's horrible :(

[Jacob 123456789]

thats what you get for living in a trailer park cardboard box

[zackin5]

Take it down WWI style.

Get a gun with a bayonet.
Put some cheese or something on the end of the bayonet.
Sit down very still until the rat comes up to nibble on the food, When it does pull the trigger.

You could also rig it somehow to it'll fire when the rat eats the food but I don't know how you'd do that.

[Jacob 123456789]

Take it down WWI style.

Get a gun with a bayonet.
Put some cheese or something on the end of the bayonet.
Sit down very still until the rat comes up to nibble on the food, When it does pull the trigger.

You could also rig it somehow to it'll fire when the rat eats the food but I don't know how you'd do that.

Pressure plates and wire