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typical slang for an elf girl is 'ewe', comparable to the human 'chick'. male elves are not called rams, but are instead called sheepdogs
elf hair is, in some savage cultures, actually used as a stand-in for wool. this tradition, while actually very practical and mechanically effective due to the the resulting clothes keeping the wearer comfortable, magic-resistant and resilient to physical attacks, is not practiced in more civilized nations because there are usually elves living nearby and the elves would sneak into your house at night and
murder you.