Author Topic: stuff that games developers should stop doing.  (Read 13316 times)

God damned racing missions as one of the first missions on free-roam games (looking at you, Red Dead: Redemption and Assassains Creed II).

God damned racing missions as one of the first missions on free-roam games (looking at you, Red Dead: Redemption and Assassains Creed II).
I hated that. Especially in GTA because driving in GTA is a bitch

making the cake a lie!
i want cake!

I hated that. Especially in GTA because driving in GTA is a bitch
i got used to driving in gta sa

making the cake a lie!
i want cake!

This joke is so fresh and funny.

bump.

Games with "optional" side missions that if you don't do you eventually die from not saving the loving city (Superman Returns) OR missions with street racing and they spawn  rush hour as the race starts so you are constantly hitting cars (True crime and other racing games)

Adding a message that says Does not support Xbox LIVE chat when choosing the playlist. When you have a PS3.

(Lol black ops.)

Making your character die when he falls in water for no reason other than the devs are lazy starfishs.

Making your character die when he falls in water for no reason other than the devs are lazy starfishs.
GTA VC?


And Assassains Creed.
And just about every other sandbox game.

Yea! Let's just buy their game and only pay them once! After everyone in the world bought that 40-60 dollar game, we are just gonna keep playing and playing and watch as the game eventually dies due to no development money! WOOOO!

You're stupid.
There's thousands upon thousands of games that don't use monthly subscriptions, and still live to this day.

You're loving dumb.

Making games for a console that doesn't have enough buttons to fill in
the required amount of controls from previous games out of the same series that were made for another console.

YES I AM LOOKING AT YOU METAL GEAR SOLID PEACEWALKER
Try playing Armored Core 4/for Answer, then play Last Raven on the PSP.
Arrrrrrggg why control so hard? :(

- Stop making me play an annoying minigame to do something. Let me skip it if I'm not good at it, or if I think it's dumb, or both.
This is why my brother got rid of Overlord 2.



Multiplayer, if you fly out to far into the sea. You randomly explode.
Singleplayer not-so-much.
In singleplayer (pretty well all of the GTAs too), you're in a quarantined zone for some reason. Trying to leave this area suddenly makes the military hate you, and marks you as a gigantic threat.


Ridiculous character creation (PLAY WITH SLIDERS UNTIL HE LOOKS LESS MUTANT)
Demon's Souls, except opposite.
As soon as you touch a slider, they turn into an instant abomination.
Making new characters in Demon's Souls requires you to mash the random option till you get something decent.

In singleplayer (pretty well all of the GTAs too), you're in a quarantined zone for some reason. Trying to leave this area suddenly makes the military hate you, and marks you as a gigantic threat.
I'm pretty sure that's true, since I spawned a Heli in GTA IV, and after a few minutes after flying out to sea. I suddenly had a big wanted level on me.
Thank god the Helicopter AI are stupid.
And the Annihilator is faster than a Maverick.

Also: *Spoiler* *Highlight to read*
When Roman died, I was extremely pissed. And Sad. Now my only good friend is Packie.
They should make it so real important people don't die, after they are all you love. Especially after drinking.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2011, 01:44:03 AM by Jubel »

Free games that give a competitive edge to players who pay.

Free games that give a competitive edge to players who pay.
Stop complaining and just pay the money.