We didn't need to know about your brown town malfunctions. An ass burning is fine. Bleeding is another thing.
Hemroids
This topic makes me laugh.
put a funnel on ur bute to get the blod:)
i'm going to sneak into your house and cut your ass with a hot knife
Wait you can cut asses?
MY star fish IS BLEEDING!!!!1!1On a serious note this usually happens to me when I eat jalapenos or just something really hot