Author Topic: Computer is running slow, need some ideas to motivate it. (Read 917 times)

IkeTheGeneric · January 13, 2011, 09:50:45 PM

Lately my computer has been depressed and sluggish. He just doesn't know his purpose in life. Now, since I have no real idea how to motivate a computer, I need ideas on how to make it feel better.

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Katamari007 · January 13, 2011, 09:51:06 PM

he's past his prime :c

Bloody Mary · January 13, 2011, 09:51:53 PM

CCleaner.

BubbaGum · January 13, 2011, 09:52:24 PM

Striptease? :D

IkeTheGeneric · January 13, 2011, 09:52:33 PM

Quote from: Katamari007 on January 13, 2011, 09:51:06 PM

he's past his prime :c

I know, but I don't have the heart to retire him. He's been so good to me.

Altered · January 13, 2011, 09:52:48 PM

Tell him what a good computer he is and give him a hug.

Katamari007 · January 13, 2011, 09:53:13 PM

take him to the park

Specever · January 13, 2011, 09:53:30 PM

Defragment.

Illidan · January 13, 2011, 09:53:54 PM

Your computer is handicapped.

Smash Fan · January 13, 2011, 09:54:13 PM

Feed him research.

IkeTheGeneric · January 13, 2011, 09:54:18 PM

Quote from: Altered on January 13, 2011, 09:52:48 PM

Tell him what a good computer he is and give him a hug.

I'll try.

Quote from: Katamari007 on January 13, 2011, 09:53:13 PM

take him to the park

The park near me is five miles away.

Quote from: Specever on January 13, 2011, 09:53:30 PM

Defragment.

Just did that hours earlier, he's feeling a little better.

Altered · January 13, 2011, 09:54:39 PM

Quote from: Smash Fan on January 13, 2011, 09:54:13 PM

Feed him research.

Gosh no.
That stuff takes up alot of space, it'll hurt him more. :c

Spartan923 · January 13, 2011, 09:56:43 PM

I think he wants some water..

Skip · January 13, 2011, 09:58:15 PM

Kick him.

IkeTheGeneric · January 13, 2011, 09:59:02 PM

Quote from: Skip on January 13, 2011, 09:58:15 PM

Kick him.

I'm trying to help him onto his feet, not torture him.