Anti-Joke

[Grumpy]

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

[Ad Bot]

[Socky]

What did the man with stage fright say the the crowd?

Nothing.  He had stage fright, remember?

[Madmitten]

Your momma's so poor that she should file for unemployment benefits.

best one so far

[Malestrom]

Now THAT is nerdy.
Of course, the pirates' favorite letter is R.

NO IT'S Q!

[Joker Card]

Why do jews have such big noses?

If we draw a pedigree we can most likely find the ancestors that had this disorder. It was passed down from generation to generation of hmans untill the current day jews are here.

[brawlman14365]

yes

[fred da kiko]

a jew, a priest, and a dog walked into a bar...

the jew ordered a coke, the priest ordered ginger ale and the dog was shooed away...

[Raeyok]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.

My god these are hilarious.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck.
B: Are you a truck?
A: No.

[LizzyRascal]

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.



Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

[IkeTheGeneric]

http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/162-an-irishman-walks-out-of-a-bar

[LizzyRascal]

http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/162-an-irishman-walks-out-of-a-bar

You could've copied and pasted it.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I did

[LizzyRascal]

I did

I meant the actual anti-joke. Not the link to the webpage.

[Orion]

Your friend is so gay, he has consensual love with other men. and enjoys it.

[Mardalf]

a blond witnesses two white men get into a fight one of them stabs the other and kills him later the police ask the blond how it happend

she replies "the one with the knife stabbed the other one"