Oh god, I rofled.
*King and messenger, messenger standing right in front of a gigant hole in the ground*
Messenger: We can't attack the stronghold with such few soldiers, especially with all the wizards around, it would be madness!
King: MADNESS!!!??
Well, yes I suppose it would be, let's send this wizard to take care of them.
Also the king is pretty much the burger king king.
Also I force pushed the messenger into the hole and nothing cool happened ):