Maybe I know a tiny bit of iPhone/iPod/iPad game developing
Keyword here is "
tiny."
HERE IS CAPTAIN KILLJOY'S MOTIVE brown townYSIS: You have an idea for a game, but you don't have enough programming knowledge. You thought up of a way to leech off of other people's brains while they are programming your idea into a game. How you do this is unknown, but my guess is that you telepathically rape their minds while you have them under your control and on their ass programming for you. AFTER YOU GAIN THIS KNOWLEDGE, HOWEVER, YOU DECIDE TO PROGRAM A MIND CONTROL DEVICE IN DISGUISE AS THE BEST APP EVER TO EXIST. ONCE IT BECOMES THE MOST BOUGHT APP, YOU USE IT TO CONTROL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD'S MIND, THUS ACHIEVING WORLD DOMINATION.