Author Topic: Any iPhone Game developers?  (Read 1864 times)

That's what I saw when I read this topic.
Wow, I don't like you already.

Wow, I don't like you already.
Well, that is pretty much what you were getting at with this topic. It's not like I completely made it all up just to make you look like every other kid with a game idea.

Well, that is pretty much what you were getting at with this topic. It's not like I completely made it all up just to make you look like every other kid with a game idea.
Maybe I know a tiny bit of iPhone/iPod/iPad game developing, and I want to hook up with someone else who knows that stuff, make a game or two, and have a good time. That's how most people do it.

Maybe I know a tiny bit of iPhone/iPod/iPad game developing
Keyword here is "tiny."

HERE IS CAPTAIN KILLJOY'S MOTIVE brown townYSIS: You have an idea for a game, but you don't have enough programming knowledge. You thought up of a way to leech off of other people's brains while they are programming your idea into a game. How you do this is unknown, but my guess is that you telepathically rape their minds while you have them under your control and on their ass programming for you. AFTER YOU GAIN THIS KNOWLEDGE, HOWEVER, YOU DECIDE TO PROGRAM A MIND CONTROL DEVICE IN DISGUISE AS THE BEST APP EVER TO EXIST. ONCE IT BECOMES THE MOST BOUGHT APP, YOU USE IT TO CONTROL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD'S MIND, THUS ACHIEVING WORLD DOMINATION.

Keyword here is "tiny."

HERE IS CAPTAIN KILLJOY'S MOTIVE brown townYSIS: You have an idea for a game, but you don't have enough programming knowledge. You thought up of a way to leech off of other people's brains while they are programming your idea into a game. How you do this is unknown, but my guess is that you telepathically rape their minds while you have them under your control and on their ass programming for you. AFTER YOU GAIN THIS KNOWLEDGE, HOWEVER, YOU DECIDE TO PROGRAM A MIND CONTROL DEVICE IN DISGUISE AS THE BEST APP EVER TO EXIST. ONCE IT BECOMES THE MOST BOUGHT APP, YOU USE IT TO CONTROL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD'S MIND, THUS ACHIEVING WORLD DOMINATION.
Out of all that, you put your eyes on "tiny"? Tiny might mean enough to make a basic game. Go away Captain Killjoy, Kill someone else's joy.

Kill someone else's joy.
But I already killed everyone else's joy :(

But I already killed everyone else's joy :(
And because of that, you killed your own joy :D

And because of that, you killed your own joy :D
I actually killed my joy before I started focusing on other people

I BECAME T ADDICTED TO THE MURDERING OF JOY

I actually killed my joy before I started focusing on other people

I BECAME T ADDICTED TO THE MURDERING OF JOY
asdf brainbust

I find it ironic how the iPhone runs on Linux yet everything about it is closed source.

I find it ironic how the iPhone runs on Linux yet everything about it is closed source.

inaccurate statement, the filesystem is "similar" to linux, but is not actually "Linux".

I have all the tools downloaded yet have been restraining from trying them for a long time.