Off=topic: I really want to go to a rave right now.
On-topic: I had Diarrhea in 3rd grade. Really bad. I took a stuff in all 3 toilets. All of them lasted like 30 minutes each. I had to actually during lunch get out of he bathroom, get food, then go back to stuffting. But thats not the worst part. The reason I used all three was because the first two I accidentally stuff a little on the seat while sitting down. It was gross.