Your mental sicknesses

[Mardalf]

It was difficult. Unlike sucking my snake, I couldn't quite reach it. When I'd almost given up hope, I lied up against my bed upside-down then I-
Well, I'm sure you can figure out the rest.

that's how I tried sucking my richard...it worked...but not before I'd strained a muscle in my neck :(

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[Sandvich]

AD/HD

[HelplessNobb88]

I jerk off (and still do) to crazy love scenes...I come up with in my mind.

Most involve characters from books/movies.

[Coolio]

Fapping is natural.

[Mardalf]

Fapping is natural.

I take "natural" to a new level

[Coolio]

that's how I tried sucking my richard...it worked...but not before I'd strained a muscle in my neck :(

Hao2do?

[Joker Card]

I take "natural" to a new level

I take natural to hell and back. I abuse the right of it to be natural. If natural was a human, It would be my bitch. If procrastination was illegal I would have been in for life 10,000,000 times.

[Coolio]

I take natural to hell and back. I abuse the right of it to be natural. If natural was a human, It would be my bitch. If procrastination was illegal I would have been in for life 10,000,000 times.

HOLY forget HAO2DO!

[IsaacKronenFaust]

Even if I didn't just down a whole 16 ounces of Rockstar without food or whaterv ing hours, I'd still feel like shoot liikong at this sthread

[Night Fox]

I was using a friend's  thing, I was too big for it

More out-of-context fun.

[Coolio]

I can only fap for like 5 minutes or less then I stop. :c

I`m a sick bastard.

[IsaacKronenFaust]

The difference being, one is a job and the other is a mental sickness!

[Coolio]

The difference being, one is a job and the other is a mental sickness!

You win.

[Skyfrost]

I drank my piss once, then I spat it out.

[Joker Card]

After masturbating for a  ong time once, I went in the shower to ejac and when I came, my semen hit me in the eyelid. Was pretty gross.