Holy ballsacks of God's star fish spewing fish mongler this is a terrible icestorm

[steve5451]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
YEAH!

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[Katamari007]

/triple hi5

/quadruple hi5

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
YEAH!

monday

[Ciam86]

Why is Jesus' star fish full of ice?

[steve5451]

Inb4chainban. 

[dkamm65]

Global warming my ass!

[Madmitten]

one time my dad broke his thumb trying to park his car in the garage during a hailstorm

[steve5451]

one time my dad broke his thumb trying to park his car in the garage during a hailstorm

How the forget does someo-
You know what, I don't think I want to know.

[viper30000]

Edit: Now i see where you live

I had alot of these in New Hampshire and it was hell but after the 3rd time you kinda get sort of used to it and don't freak out.

[Madmitten]

How the forget does someo-
You know what, I don't think I want to know.

we have a manual garage door
when he was trying to close it, some hail hit this thumb

[Sabbin]

It's like Jesus himself ripped open his star fish and started firing pellets of ass ice from his hairy crack.

Oh my god I can't stop laughing.

[steve5451]

we have a manual garage door
when he was trying to close it, some hail hit this thumb

Oh, olol.

[indyjones]

Global warming my ass!

And you all though I was crazy.

[steve5451]

I'm not joking, but this is too funny not to say. I misread this as:

It's like Jesus himself ripped open his star fish and started firing pellets of ass ice from his hairy rooster.

Couldn't stop laughing.

[*Magick* Mage]

Now I'm even closer to discovering your true identity. c:

You're rather late. :I

[_Rave_]

Global warming my ass!

Well my county has had the coldest winter in 20 years now.