/triple hi5
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!YEAH!
one time my dad broke his thumb trying to park his car in the garage during a hailstorm
How the forget does someo-You know what, I don't think I want to know.
It's like Jesus himself ripped open his star fish and started firing pellets of ass ice from his hairy crack.
we have a manual garage doorwhen he was trying to close it, some hail hit this thumb
Global warming my ass!
It's like Jesus himself ripped open his star fish and started firing pellets of ass ice from his hairy rooster.
Now I'm even closer to discovering your true identity. c: