Holy ballsacks of God's star fish spewing fish mongler this is a terrible icestorm

[Qwepir]

It's like Jesus himself ripped open his star fish and started firing pellets of ass ice from his hairy crack.

Thank you for that delightful mental image you forget.

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[Katamari007]

Thank you for that delightful mental image you forget.

we need artists to paint this bro

[Maze24]

No, Jesus doesn't like to rip his star fish open in Texas.

Jesus likes Texas, we don't get no snow down here y'all.

[steve5451]

You're rather late. :I

:c

[Katamari007]

Jesus likes Texas, we don't get no snow down here y'all.

/hi5

[Solid]

I had alot of these in New Hampshire and it was hell but after the 3rd time you kinda get sort of used to it and don't freak out.

we have them a lot too, but not this bad

so there i was, walking out of the doctor's office after my check-up, when Christ himself came out of the clouds and striked me down with his furious eyes. he then wiped out his icy crack and shot stuff pellets out of his smelly stuff stained star fish. his father was shooting jets of vengeance out of his giant veiny richard at my mouth, which i forcefully swallowed in a marvelous gulp

[aml]

Jesus likes Texas, we don't get no snow down here y'all.

Not everyone in Texas says "Y'all" you know. I personally hate that word.
And I got snow once/twice a year where I live :D

[brickybob]

*reads first 6 words from title.

goatse

[Solid]

you WOULD think of that

[LizzyRascal]

Why?!

WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING?!

WHHHHY?!?!!

/capslock.

[brickybob]

you WOULD think of that

You WOULD name your topic something like that.

[Kira100000]

Not everyone in Texas says "Y'all" you know. I personally hate that word.
And I got snow once/twice a year where I live :D

But we do ride horses to school 

[Katamari007]

But we do ride horses to school 

yeah, I even have my own wardrobe for my 10 gallon hat

[skelolego229]

we have them a lot too, but not this bad

so there i was, walking out of the doctor's office after my check-up, when Christ himself came out of the clouds and striked me down with his furious eyes. he then wiped out his icy crack and shot stuff pellets out of his smelly stuff stained star fish. his father was shooting jets of vengeance out of his giant veiny richard at my mouth, which i forcefully swallowed in a marvelous gulp

oh lord i cant stop cackling ahaha
i think im running out of air

[Kira100000]

yeah, I even have my own wardrobe for my 10 gallon hat

that's where I keep all my cows.