Author Topic: Slay That Dragon: old thred is old  (Read 1303 times)

There is only one dragon.

I use Excalibur.

He eats it
I make him listen to kids bop

he eats you

(Seriously, how did this end up here?)

I wack him with a pineapple

He quickly makes a Pineapple smoothy out of it. Then he adds gasoline to that smoothy to quench his thirst. Finally he whacks you with his tail, and then you fall into sharp rock cannon.

Time machine to kill his mother.

He quickly makes a Pineapple smoothy out of it. Then he adds gasoline to that smoothy to quench his thirst. Finally he whacks you with his tail, and then you fall into sharp rock cannon.

Time machine to kill his mother.
Before you could activate the time machine the. Dragon burns the machine, with you In It

I use the power of block land to create a magic world where the dragon can forever live in peices

Before you could activate the time machine the. Dragon burns the machine, with you In It

I use the power of block land to create a magic world where the dragon can forever live in peices
The dragon is unpleased because you forgot to give him SA. He burns you to death.

I drink red bull and eat pop rocks and jump up and kick him in the jaw.

The dragon is unpleased because you forgot to give him SA. He burns you to death.

I drink red bull and eat pop rocks and jump up and kick him in the jaw.
The dragon is a lagger and is host so the kick never registered as a hit.

I bring another dragon to kill the dragon.