Cops: "Sir, I'm afraid you're under arrest."
Robber: "Oh dear. Let me just drop my pistol."
Cops: "You have the right to remain silent, sir."
Robber: "I understand." *Holds out hands*
Cop: "Just hold still for a second, please."
Cops: "Let us escort you to our vehicle"
Robber: "Why thank you."
If I get arrested, that would be fun as hell.