Author Topic: Polite robber  (Read 1123 times)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqhpYbX7NDk

That's the best robbery ever.


"Could you do me a favour? Empty the till for me please and put it right here. I am robbing you sir."

This is what happens in seattle. Everyday

There should be a polite bank robbery.
And where cops open the door and go in all polite and stuffs


There should be a polite bank robbery.
And where cops open the door and go in all polite and stuffs
Sir, could you please come with me, you're being arrested.
Oh, okay, one second, let me drop my weapon.

Sir, could you please come with me, you're being arrested.
Oh, okay, one second, let me drop my weapon.

I'm sorry that i have to shoot you. I have kids to feed and rent to pay.
Its k.

Lol, I saw another robbery similar to this except the guy was on his cell and talking polite.

Thank you very much. Please come again!

This is how I imagined I would rob a store, if I were that bad of a person. :o

Is that robber British?

The guy who stole my bike gave it back. :o


Is that robber British?
Doesn't sound very British to me at all. What part of Britain anyway?

You know, if a robber was just as polite as that, I would be perfectly fine.

Cops: "Sir, I'm afraid you're under arrest."
Robber: "Oh dear. Let me just drop my pistol."
Cops: "You have the right to remain silent, sir."
Robber: "I understand." *Holds out hands*
Cop: "Just hold still for a second, please."
Cops: "Let us escort you to our vehicle"
Robber: "Why thank you."

If I get arrested, that would be fun as hell.