Author Topic: Candlejack? (Read 4557 times)

Feep · February 18, 2011, 10:27:17 AM

Who the forget is candlejack? I mean seriously everytime i see someone post about him all they say is blah blah blah, candle jack oh no- stolen away!
i mean this stuff is really stu

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tails · February 18, 2011, 10:28:41 AM

Urban Dictionary: CandleJack

Candlejack is a villain from the TV show Freakazo.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CandleJack

That's that.

Can we please not turn this into a 4 page thread about this stupid meme.

Block Buster · February 18, 2011, 10:30:27 AM

I don't know, it seems like everytime someone brings it up people start cu-

Illidan · February 18, 2011, 10:34:36 AM

you guys arent supposed to put - at the end of your sentences when you say candlejack.

and this is so overused it's not even funny anymore

DrMobius · February 18, 2011, 10:34:43 AM

Quote from: Block Buster on February 18, 2011, 10:30:27 AM

I don't know, it seems like everytime someone brings it up people start cu-

You're doing it wrong.

Joeboy · February 18, 2011, 10:36:29 AM

Candlejack.

Candlejack.

Candlejack.

Hell, I just combined two rituals together and forget all happened. OH WELL.

̴̯̲̳̹̰̩͈̝̘̩͎̞̪͍̩͎̮ͪ́͗ͦͭ̽̐ͥͮ͑̓ͩͨͩ͌̓̈̔ͩ̃͡J̛͚̪͕̼͉͉̥̳̳̼̬͐̀͐ͣ̒͊͐͒̑ͪͧ̌̏̂̂̒̏̚͢ͅo̷̲͍͚͔̤̪̮͔̣̳͙̦̺̺̼͕͇͔̍ͧ̋ͯ͌̋̔̌̉́̐̓̽̕͠ė̷͎̮̞̦̹̣̟͚̟͎̺̿̄̍̽͆̓̎̐̎͂ͣ͗ͨ̑̄̄͒̚͜͢b̶̨̫̩̫̮̽͊ͥ̄͢͝͠o̶̡͕̳̩̟̱͖͚̣̯̭͙̹͉̼̥͕̗ͬ̔̇ͯ̑̚͡ͅy̛̛͍̦͓̣͖̺͎̱̘̥̺̱͙̭̐̃ͨ̃̾̃͞͝'͈̬͍̪͎̼̟͓̣̪ͦͣ̒̊̽̓ͭ͗͛͆̓̑̽͌̿̆͜͡ ̧̳͕͈͚̰̗̣͎͓̘͚̦̤̰̄ͤ͗́̎ͧ́íͤ͛̃͛ͭ͐͝҉͚͓͕̹̞s̴̸̵̬͔̳̬̗̩̼̬̬̝ͥͮ̾͐ͦ͘͡ ̸̬̰͔̪͓̩͇̫͔̼̱͕͚̫ͪ̃ͧ̎ͧ̈̓͊͆́͟n̷͈̠͚̹͚͓̭̝̬̣̮̪̲̯̟̮̐̅ͪ̏ͦ̂͗͐ͭ͊̉͐̍̆́͟͝ͅơ̷̴̧̙̻͈̗̪̫̤̥̜̤̲̫̗͉̞̺̦ͨ͊͗̋̋̂̐̀̂͋͗̅̋̆̏͌ͤ͡ͅw̴̶͍͇̜̻͉ͥ͑̂̓ͯ͑ͯ͐̿ͦ̀͢ ̸̵̢͑͌̉͂҉̬̪͉̭̘̟̹̹̥d̶͌̀ͦ̊̈͘͏҉͓͖̤͈͇̯e̴̒̃̋̏̊̍̓̒͌̊̉̌͢҉̴͇̼̮̘̭̩̞̣͉̣̖̞̫̗͍̩͍͘ͅͅa̡̦̙̫͙̳͎̔̇̐̊ͦͯ̕d͂̆̐̽ͫ̒͗́̏҉͈̟͙̞̠͖̹͘͘ͅ.̷̹͔͚͕̱ͧͥ̾̍ͣ̾́̚
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̵͙͇̜͈͎̰̠͙̪̯̬͎̱͍͇̰̫̻̩̿ͥͪ̐̇ͨ̎ͣ̐ͮ́̕A̛̠͚̖͔̠̙̗̯̖̙̠͍͖͛ͫͭ͛͑͊ͪͮͣ͑̇̚̕͞͞ͅṘ̶̵̸̅ͨ̆̊҉̬͚̹̮E̢̝̞̲̲̅ͮ͊̇̒̊͒̉̓͢ ͍̗͇̲͙͎̲͓̰̫̖̰̬̣͍̭͕̍ͥ͑ͦͤͮ̂ͥ̓͌͌̊̏̋̔͐̎́͘͘ͅY̶̨̬̭̩̰͓̞̜̣̼͆͑̓ͬ̿ͣ͆͘̕̕Ȯ̓͋͏̵̬͍̘̰͎̣̼̠͔̳͍̙̺̟͍̣͝ͅǗ͕͎̗̰͓̣͍̤̳̖͙̳͉̪̳͚̺̞ͩͣͥ̅̄͊́ ̵̨̻̥̪͔̮͎̦̲̺̗͖̎̾̇̚͢͞͠N̢͖͖͕̰̗̘͕͊ͯ͒ͯ̇ͩ̅̏̇̓ͦ̀̎̇͊̓̎̊ͯ͜͟͠E̴̸̢̛̮̗̜̩̞̠̰̲͎̭̖̲̹͚̯̯͉̊̍ͬͬ͗ͣ̍̇́ͨ͂̏̆̒͋̅X̿ͬ͂ͨ͏͏̡̩̩̺̞̬͖͙͈̮̱̝̭̜̯̗̲̳̣Ṭ̷̡͍͇̳̮̳̘̰̜̱̮̙̳͆ͮ̄̾ͣ̈́́̚?̵̶̨̡̦̱͓͚̦̜̞̥̬̀̍̔̿͋̂ͩ̾̃̒ͨͮ̈́̂

DrMobius · February 18, 2011, 10:39:59 AM

Guess Joeboy is now dead. Who is next?

Gearz · February 18, 2011, 10:44:33 AM

Quote from: Joeboy on February 18, 2011, 10:36:29 AM

Candlejack.

Candlejack.

Candlejack.

Hell, I just combined two rituals together and forget all happened. OH WELL.

̴̯̲̳̹̰̩͈̝̘̩͎̞̪͍̩͎̮ͪ́͗ͦͭ̽̐ͥͮ͑̓ͩͨͩ͌̓̈̔ͩ̃͡J̛͚̪͕̼͉͉̥̳̳̼̬͐̀͐ͣ̒͊͐͒̑ͪͧ̌̏̂̂̒̏̚͢ͅo̷̲͍͚͔̤̪̮͔̣̳͙̦̺̺̼͕͇͔̍ͧ̋ͯ͌̋̔̌̉́̐̓̽̕͠ė̷͎̮̞̦̹̣̟͚̟͎̺̿̄̍̽͆̓̎̐̎͂ͣ͗ͨ̑̄̄͒̚͜͢b̶̨̫̩̫̮̽͊ͥ̄͢͝͠o̶̡͕̳̩̟̱͖͚̣̯̭͙̹͉̼̥͕̗ͬ̔̇ͯ̑̚͡ͅy̛̛͍̦͓̣͖̺͎̱̘̥̺̱͙̭̐̃ͨ̃̾̃͞͝'͈̬͍̪͎̼̟͓̣̪ͦͣ̒̊̽̓ͭ͗͛͆̓̑̽͌̿̆͜͡ ̧̳͕͈͚̰̗̣͎͓̘͚̦̤̰̄ͤ͗́̎ͧ́íͤ͛̃͛ͭ͐͝҉͚͓͕̹̞s̴̸̵̬͔̳̬̗̩̼̬̬̝ͥͮ̾͐ͦ͘͡ ̸̬̰͔̪͓̩͇̫͔̼̱͕͚̫ͪ̃ͧ̎ͧ̈̓͊͆́͟n̷͈̠͚̹͚͓̭̝̬̣̮̪̲̯̟̮̐̅ͪ̏ͦ̂͗͐ͭ͊̉͐̍̆́͟͝ͅơ̷̴̧̙̻͈̗̪̫̤̥̜̤̲̫̗͉̞̺̦ͨ͊͗̋̋̂̐̀̂͋͗̅̋̆̏͌ͤ͡ͅw̴̶͍͇̜̻͉ͥ͑̂̓ͯ͑ͯ͐̿ͦ̀͢ ̸̵̢͑͌̉͂҉̬̪͉̭̘̟̹̹̥d̶͌̀ͦ̊̈͘͏҉͓͖̤͈͇̯e̴̒̃̋̏̊̍̓̒͌̊̉̌͢҉̴͇̼̮̘̭̩̞̣͉̣̖̞̫̗͍̩͍͘ͅͅa̡̦̙̫͙̳͎̔̇̐̊ͦͯ̕d͂̆̐̽ͫ̒͗́̏҉͈̟͙̞̠͖̹͘͘ͅ.̷̹͔͚͕̱ͧͥ̾̍ͣ̾́̚
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̵͙͇̜͈͎̰̠͙̪̯̬͎̱͍͇̰̫̻̩̿ͥͪ̐̇ͨ̎ͣ̐ͮ́̕A̛̠͚̖͔̠̙̗̯̖̙̠͍͖͛ͫͭ͛͑͊ͪͮͣ͑̇̚̕͞͞ͅṘ̶̵̸̅ͨ̆̊҉̬͚̹̮E̢̝̞̲̲̅ͮ͊̇̒̊͒̉̓͢ ͍̗͇̲͙͎̲͓̰̫̖̰̬̣͍̭͕̍ͥ͑ͦͤͮ̂ͥ̓͌͌̊̏̋̔͐̎́͘͘ͅY̶̨̬̭̩̰͓̞̜̣̼͆͑̓ͬ̿ͣ͆͘̕̕Ȯ̓͋͏̵̬͍̘̰͎̣̼̠͔̳͍̙̺̟͍̣͝ͅǗ͕͎̗̰͓̣͍̤̳̖͙̳͉̪̳͚̺̞ͩͣͥ̅̄͊́ ̵̨̻̥̪͔̮͎̦̲̺̗͖̎̾̇̚͢͞͠N̢͖͖͕̰̗̘͕͊ͯ͒ͯ̇ͩ̅̏̇̓ͦ̀̎̇͊̓̎̊ͯ͜͟͠E̴̸̢̛̮̗̜̩̞̠̰̲͎̭̖̲̹͚̯̯͉̊̍ͬͬ͗ͣ̍̇́ͨ͂̏̆̒͋̅X̿ͬ͂ͨ͏͏̡̩̩̺̞̬͖͙͈̮̱̝̭̜̯̗̲̳̣Ṭ̷̡͍͇̳̮̳̘̰̜̱̮̙̳͆ͮ̄̾ͣ̈́́̚?̵̶̨̡̦̱͓͚̦̜̞̥̬̀̍̔̿͋̂ͩ̾̃̒ͨͮ̈́̂

How do you even make those letters...

TwenteFreak · February 18, 2011, 10:45:04 AM

Quote from: Gearz on February 18, 2011, 10:44:33 AM

Jesus christ, forget off already.

Katamari007 · February 18, 2011, 10:47:26 AM

Quote from: Feep on February 18, 2011, 10:27:17 AM

Who the forget is candlejack? I mean seriously everytime i see someone post about him all they say is blah blah blah, candle jack oh no- stolen away!
i mean this stuff is really stu-

HOW DO YOU TYPE A HYPHEN RIGHT WHEN CANDLEJACK TAKES YOU? IT MAKES NO SEN

CapTMeaT · February 18, 2011, 11:15:46 AM

candlejack.
Now forget off with that stupid overused meme.

Joeboy · February 18, 2011, 11:23:26 AM

Quote from: Gearz on February 18, 2011, 10:44:33 AM

How do you even make those letters...

[pastgamzee]MoThErforgetIn MiRaClEs.[/pastgamzee]

PhantomJack · February 18, 2011, 11:44:49 AM

did someone call a similar name to mine?

oh, its just CandleJack, my cousin.

i dont think he will kidnap/kill me, so i should be sa-

Menen · February 18, 2011, 11:45:26 AM

Jack wont give you time to type a hyphen

Gearz · February 18, 2011, 11:47:39 AM

Candlejack. See? He gave me time. all this time. HA! He's not coming! Your all idi