The best breakfast you can have is a Champion Eggorito with sparkling grape juice, milk, buttered and jelly'd toast and the paper.
Champion Eggorito instructions:
Scramble two eggs.
Mix scrambled eggs with shredded cheese of choice, chop some onions in there, ground beef, a few italian sausage, salsa/sour cream if that's your thing, crushed red pepper, salt, and a bit of butter. Take this mixture and spread it over as many or as few burritos as you'd like. Refrigerate leftovers for more BREAKFAST GOODNESS.