Author Topic: My mum.  (Read 2921 times)


MY MUM IS A VIP, YOUR MUM HAS GOT HIV ect

Ask your Dad to get a divorce after you tell this story and live with your Dad maybe.

Okay what you got to do.. go to your the subway and look under the gatorade soda machine you will find 400 pacos a fake pass port and a ticket to new mexico. Pack your clothes (pack light) and head to the airport. Avoid all cameras and security but don't make your self stand out. Once your on the plane a women will ask you what kind of soda would you like (her name is Isabel) order a coffee with room for creme. Once the plane leaves Isabel will follow you. Head to the parking garage and go to section F find a white sedan with the listen plate 657l50. Isabel will give you directions on the way. You will end up at the Wicker furniture factory. Your new name is Carlos Esparanza. Good luck my friend

Oh no, you have to do 6 hours of school work instead of 4 like the rest of the world!
I have 8 hours.

lol homeschooled
My mom did that; Now she's dead and no one really minds~

Okay what you got to do.. go to your the subway and look under the gatorade soda machine you will find 400 pacos a fake pass port and a ticket to new mexico. Pack your clothes (pack light) and head to the airport. Avoid all cameras and security but don't make your self stand out. Once your on the plane a women will ask you what kind of soda would you like (her name is Isabel) order a coffee with room for creme. Once the plane leaves Isabel will follow you. Head to the parking garage and go to section F find a white sedan with the listen plate 657l50. Isabel will give you directions on the way. You will end up at the Wicker furniture factory. Your new name is Carlos Esparanza. Good luck my friend
Oh, god lol.

Okay what you got to do.. go to your the subway and look under the gatorade soda machine you will find 400 pacos a fake pass port and a ticket to new mexico. Pack your clothes (pack light) and head to the airport. Avoid all cameras and security but don't make your self stand out. Once your on the plane a women will ask you what kind of soda would you like (her name is Isabel) order a coffee with room for creme. Once the plane leaves Isabel will follow you. Head to the parking garage and go to section F find a white sedan with the listen plate 657l50. Isabel will give you directions on the way. You will end up at the Wicker furniture factory. Your new name is Carlos Esparanza. Good luck my friend

he posted this before

Okay what you got to do.. go to your the subway and look under the gatorade soda machine you will find 400 pacos a fake pass port and a ticket to new mexico. Pack your clothes (pack light) and head to the airport. Avoid all cameras and security but don't make your self stand out. Once your on the plane a women will ask you what kind of soda would you like (her name is Isabel) order a coffee with room for creme. Once the plane leaves Isabel will follow you. Head to the parking garage and go to section F find a white sedan with the listen plate 657l50. Isabel will give you directions on the way. You will end up at the Wicker furniture factory. Your new name is Carlos Esparanza. Good luck my friend.
i bet he has it bookmarked

-snippity snip snip snip-
« Last Edit: February 24, 2011, 11:16:47 PM by captain blue »


Monocle's Mom ^^^^^



Totally gonna show her this post

Uhh, yeah. Reported :)


Also the forget are you? o.O
« Last Edit: February 24, 2011, 11:15:36 PM by Monocle »

Uhh, yeah. Reported :)


Also the forget are you? o.O
He's your stalker.

Reported? Why? What'd he do?

Reported.

cigarette move, Monocle is my broski.

Good think jimmg doesn't still have pic of MY mom :o
« Last Edit: February 24, 2011, 11:00:07 PM by Messes »

Reported? Why? What'd he do?


Submitting photographs of my family without mine or the specific persons permission.


Not to mention, I don't know how the forget he got that picture which scares me a little.


Submitting photographs of my family without mine or the specific persons permission.


Not to mention, I don't know how the forget he got that picture which scares me a little.
Wait that's really your mom? OMG.