Author Topic: MIKE'S MODERATELY-PRICED TF2 OAK AND CHERRY ALL-PURPOSE CRATES! (Read 2031 times)

Mikiyikiy · February 27, 2011, 02:45:16 PM

HEY YOU

YEAH YOU

CAN YOU HEAR ME? ALRIGHT NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I'D LIKE TO DIRECT YOU TO AN OPPROTUNITY OF A LIFETIME

I'D LIKE TO INTEREST YOU IN CRATES

CRATES ARE GREAT

DUE TO AN OVERSTOCKING ORDER IM OVERSTOCKED ON CRATES AND PASSING THE SAVINGS ONTO YOU

WE HAVE OLD CRATES WE HAVE NEW CRATES WE HAVE CRATES AND YOU NEED THESE CRATES. WHAT GOOD ARE CRATES IF I CANT UNLOCK THEM YOU SAY? HOW ABOUT CHAIRS? YOU LIKE CHAIRS? CHECK OUT THIS CHAIR

MADE OF CRATES

NOW THINK OF THIS: YOU COME HOME FROM WORK, YOU ARE HUNGRY AS stuff. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO EAT? NOTHING. WITH CRATES, YOU GET TO HAVE A DELICIOUS NUTRITOUS MEAL

based on a 2000 calorie diet

WHAT ABOUT FORTS? YOU LIKE FORTS? I LIKE FORTS DO YOU? YEAH YOU DO, YOU LIKE FORTS. WITH CRATES, YOU CAN MAKE FORTS loving FORTS MAN FORTS

HOW MANY TIMES HAS THAT PESKY SPY SAPPED YOUR stuff UP THE ASS? YOU KNOW HOW HE SAPS IT? IT'S MADE OF ELECTRONICS. WITH FORTS, YOU CAN MAKE 20 CRATE TALL ROBOTS THAT WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH THEIR SPLINTERY FISTS. YOU CANT SAP WHAT AINT MADE OF METAL

BAD CREDIT? NO CREDIT? NO PROBLEM!

WE DO ABSOLUTLEY NO CREDIT CHECKS. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE OUR RATES ARE 1 WEAPON FOR ONE CRATE. DO YOU HEAR ME?

ONE WEAPON FOR ONE CRATE

ONE WEAPON FOR ONE CRATE

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YOU'RE ALL FISHLICKING roosterNOSES SO COME ON DOWN TODAY AND BUY MY CRATES.

BUY THEM

http://tf2b.com/?id=76561197996688202

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Proog · February 27, 2011, 02:47:44 PM

What an interesting game.
Is it a stock market simulator? A HAT CRAFTING SIMULATOR?

Mikiyikiy · February 27, 2011, 02:49:12 PM

ITS THE WORLD'S NUMBER 1 WAR THEMED STOCK MARKET HAT SIMULATION NOW WITH MIKES CRATES

PowerDag · February 27, 2011, 02:51:44 PM

MIKE'S MODERATELY-PRICED OAK AND CHERRY ALL-PURPOSE CRATES!

Dropshock · February 27, 2011, 02:55:52 PM

Jacob 123456789 · February 27, 2011, 02:59:12 PM

SO AWSOM

Private McDoggy · February 27, 2011, 02:59:31 PM

I have more crates than you

TheWarden · February 27, 2011, 03:00:15 PM

Quote from: Mikiyikiy on February 27, 2011, 02:45:16 PM

SO MUCH stuff, SO MUCH stuff.

Sebster 105 · February 27, 2011, 03:41:02 PM

if you get keys for them then k

tapemaster21 · February 27, 2011, 04:38:08 PM

ASSmod 2.20 - If you're an admin, bind a key to +ASS_Menu

Skip · February 27, 2011, 04:57:34 PM

Oh god wow.
If I could fit the OP into my signature I would.

ultimamax · February 27, 2011, 05:41:16 PM

I will trade for one or two crates and perhaps earbuds. Depends on what you want.
http://tf2b.com/?id=76571198013797813/
That's my stuff.

Mikiyikiy · February 27, 2011, 07:59:33 PM

Quote from: tapemaster21 on February 27, 2011, 04:38:08 PM

ASSmod 2.20 - If you're an admin, bind a key to +ASS_Menu

Welcome to Mike's Gay: Please play nice!

Lugnut · February 27, 2011, 08:29:18 PM

Quote from: Skip on February 27, 2011, 04:57:34 PM

Oh god wow.
If I could fit the OP into my signature I would.

BUT YOU CAN

IN A CRATE

snot2 · February 27, 2011, 08:44:57 PM

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DUE TO A TRADING ERROR I AM NOW CURRENTLY OVERSTOCKED ON WACKY WOODEN INDUSTRIAL BOX HOLDING ITEM THINGS