Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 41519 times)

4:12
Gabe gets attacked by the Asians.

4:10: Gabe eats the asians

4:12
Gabe gets attacked by the Asians.
4:10: Gabe eats the asians

4:10-4:12

Gabe uses his time machine again.

4:14
Gabe finds a big pile of poopoo and eats it.

4:16
Gabe vomits up the asians from earlier.

4:20
Gabe comes to Jetlok's house and comforts him while he watches the Haunted Majora's Mask videos on youtube :c

4:21
Gabe hacks into Jetloks PC and gives him one level of Half life EP3.


4:22

Gabe inserts awesome face on a random metrocop in his level.
Gabe adds several levels of EP3 including hydras and houndeyes and all of the others into everyone in the world's computers.

4:23
Gabe realizes what he did, and takes it all back.

4:24
Gabe lets Jetlok keep the one level on his computer, but since Jetlok doesn't play Half Life, he deletes it.

12:00
Gabe uses time machine and goes to 12:00

12:00 Gabe has lunch but sees Past Gabe

12:00: Gabe Newell's watch is broken.