Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 41697 times)

3:31
Badspot pops out of Gabe's PC and challengs Gabe to a duel.

3:32
Wild Gabe used Boomer Vomit


3:35

Gabe washes off vomit in money pool

4:59.9999999

Gabe decides to buy and play Blockland.


5:01 Gabe had a extra life and respawned in his house.

5:02, Gabe updates the one level he gave that person.

hey, that's me!
5:10 Gabe gets an armed nuke dropped on him. after going a safe distance away from my house, of course.

5:20
gabe respawns and delays half life 2 ep3 another 6 months and releases a 6000 gig tf2 hat pack in levels of rage that are off the charts

5:30
Gabe creates an account on the blockland forums.

5:31 the scholgirl get rapde by gabe LOL!

6:00
Gabe goes to bed, and falls asleep dreaming.

2 years later:

6:00

Gabe has been diagnosed with Cancer.

6:01
Gabe goes to his money pool and scoops up some money to pay to get rid of cancer.