A day in the life of Gabe Newell

[masterockets]

8:00
Gabe finds there is no cure to his cancer located in all of his fat

[Ad Bot]

[Legodude77]

8:01
Gabe uses the money to find a cure for his cancer.

[comr4de]

8:01
Gabe uses the money to find a cure for his cancer.

which, in turn, causes episode 3 to be delayed.

[IkeTheGeneric]

which, in turn, causes episode 3 to be delayed.

Inevitably, the cancer patients return home and then are pissed off that Episode 3 was delayed.

[comr4de]

8:02 gab newl raps scholgirl agan LOL!

[Pupsikeks]

God, this thread makes me laugh so hard.

8:05 Gabe gets arrested by some police guy who doesn't know him.

[Legodude77]

8:06
Gabe gets out by paying the bond.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

6:66

Gabe becomes Satan, and releases Ep. 3 with a blaster, worm and trojan.

[Legodude77]

12:00
Gabe wakes up from his  horable dream.
But he still releases Ep. 3 with a blaster, worm and trojan.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

12:01

Gabe is instantly arrested, and executed for killing everyone on Steam.

[The Corporation]

12:01

Gabe is instantly arrested, and executed for killing everyone on Steam.

13:00
Gabe dies, but uses his time machine to resurrect himself and fix everything up.
In other words, he's basically at square 1.

[Legodude77]

12:01
Gabe releases EP.4
But people are still mad because they don't know what happened in EP.3 and don't get the beginning of EP.4

[Shadow 5435]

12:02
Gabe Emails people to stop complaining
 He then eats a sandwich with food poisoning

[Skateaton]

12:42 Gabe realizes people are spending more time on Charlie sheen then on japan and libya, so he jumps and causes a second earthquake to shift attention over there.

[Ninja guy]

1:05 Earthquake causes japan to sink into the ocean