Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 41404 times)

4:23 gabe reads about the BEN creepypasta
4:25 Gabe calls bullstuff.

5:24 Bullstuff calls Gabe.

5:25 Gabe finishes Portal 2, Half life 3, and L4D3, then delays them all for 2 years.

5:26
Gabe swims in his money pool.


5:48
Gabe encounters a cop and pulls out a crowbar, yelling "COMBINE!"

5:50
Gabe turns into a butterfly.

6:00
Gabe realizes he's become a human sized butterfly and proceeds to spread pollen everywhere, causing people with allergies body parts (your choice) to swell up like balloons.


6:03 gets mobbed by angry headcrab fans

6:66
cancels episode 3 and starts a new Half Life series with a headcrab zombie as the main character.

7:00

Gabe Newell murders Markus Persson and steals the Minecraft indie game, and updates it to the source engine.