Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell (Read 41494 times)

PowerDag · March 22, 2011, 06:21:20 PM

1:07
Gabe is arrested for killing millions of Japanese people, among them being the creator of Pokemon.

1:09
Gabe is shot in the head seven times by an officer.

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Legodude77 · March 22, 2011, 07:10:53 PM

1:10
Gabe had god mode on.
He then proceeds to blow up the cop with a RPG.

PowerDag · March 22, 2011, 07:32:34 PM

1:10
The cop is not hurt, considering Gabe Newell is too fat to lift a loaded RPG.

1:11
Gabe Newell is banned by his own VAC.

The Corporation · March 22, 2011, 09:41:34 PM

Quote from: PowerDag on March 22, 2011, 07:32:34 PM

1:10
The cop is not hurt, considering Gabe Newell is too fat to lift a loaded RPG.

1:11
Gabe Newell is banned by his own VAC.

1:15
VAC realizes that Gabe is it's creator, and sends Gabe back in time 3 days ago to fix what he's done wrong-
or VAC will call the Adjustment Bureau to deal with him.

Legodude77 · March 22, 2011, 10:38:54 PM

6:10
Gabe went back three days. He then stops himself from releasing EP.4

Altered · March 22, 2011, 11:10:04 PM

6:13

I take control and press the Gaben and thus Gabe Newell is stopped

Ninja guy · March 23, 2011, 09:08:08 AM

6:14
Gabe newell breaks out of the space time trap and proceeds to go in epic mode and destroys everything in the process, including ep.3, he then kills altered and then goes back to normal mode, but when he lands he creates another earthquake and japan sinks again

The Corporation · March 23, 2011, 06:50:57 PM

Quote from: Ninja guy on March 23, 2011, 09:08:08 AM

6:14
Gabe newell breaks out of the space time trap and proceeds to go in epic mode and destroys everything in the process, including ep.3, he then kills altered and then goes back to normal mode, but when he lands he creates another earthquake and japan sinks again

Japan finally gets pissed off enough to release the mechs they had in storage.
And these are NOTHING like Gundams.
They are much more badass.

And they bring their island back along with atlantis.

Legodude77 · March 23, 2011, 10:51:56 PM

7:00
Gabe sends a combine army to take over japan

lordfeline · March 23, 2011, 10:56:14 PM

4:00

the combines take over japan, but turn against gabe.

Medicat · March 23, 2011, 11:09:06 PM

4:01 A combine rips Gabes Organs out

Legodude77 · March 23, 2011, 11:26:58 PM

4:02
Gabe rips the combines head off

Player · March 24, 2011, 01:31:23 AM

4:02 Gabe releases half life 2 : episode 3.

Player · March 24, 2011, 01:33:00 AM

-snip-

otto-san · March 24, 2011, 04:02:00 PM

4:23 gabe reads about the BEN creepypasta