Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 41251 times)

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Gabe makes EP.3 on scratch.

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Gabe makes EP.3 on scratch.
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a friend and did that once

2:03 Gabe replaces Gordon Freeman with an altered scratch cat sprite

2:04 Gabe becomes billionare for the new cat sprite.  :cookieMonster:

2:05 Gabe spends all 1 Billion dollars on soft pretzels... and eats them.

2:06 Gabe delays Portal2

2:07 Gabe explodes for delaying Portal 2 and then released Portal 2 an hour after

2:08 Portal 2 receives a bugfix. 200 new bugs appeared.

2:09
The bug fix just made it worse, adding 1000 more bugs.

2:10 The 1000 more bugs added 500 glitches to the game and 2500 surprise easter-eggs that shouldn't even be there.

2:23
Gabe releases episode 3, but it crashes when you start a new game.

2:24 Gabe releases a bugfix for Episode 3, but your computer crashes when you move your cursor without even having Steam open.

2:47
Gabe falls asleep.

2:47
Gabe dreams about Steam v2.

2:50
Gabe makes Steam v2.

2:53
Release date: 20 years