A day in the life of Gabe Newell

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[LeetZero]

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Not this again.

[The Corporation]

(Guys, I'm laughing where it's starting to hurt.)


12:50
Gabe finds out about the BL community and makes an account.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

1:00 in the past:

Gabe makes alts and claims he is Plaz.

[Decepticon]

1:03: A person figures out he isnt Plaz and everyone else starts to figure out.

[Decepticon]

1:02: A person figures out he isnt Plaz and everyone else starts to figure out.

[The Corporation]

1:03 Gabe eats plaz

[LeetZero]

1:04 Gabe vomits Plaz over the Blockland Servers and...

[Medicat]

1:05 Soviet Union Has Rised again, They Now Target Gabe

[LeetZero]

1:06 Gabe notices the Soviet Union army and jumps 2 inches from the ground, and then...

[Medicat]

1:06 Gabe notices the Soviet Union army and jumps 2 inches from the ground, and then...

1:07 He Rips an American Out Of his car, Gabe Trys to Drive Away From The Soviet Union, But Soviet Planes are Following Him

[LeetZero]

You don't get the joke. 

1:08 Gabe gets out of the car and jumps again, then...

[Medicat]

You don't get the joke. 

1:08 Gabe gets out of the car and jumps again, then...

Jumps To Mars :D

[Medicat]

1:51
Gabe floats for a few seconds, however falls back to earth causing this to happens to half of the world, distoring the electromagnetic force around the earth, causing a Farscape-esque portal to appear and take Gabe back to 1:49 and gravity never collapses.

Thats Why Gabes Not Allowed In Japan

[LeetZero]

2:00 Gabe is making a game on Mars.