A day in the life of Gabe Newell

[hotshot87]

1:00
Gabe rapes the school girl


42:76

Gabe meets Chuck Norris and dies

[Ad Bot]

[Momentum]

1:02

Gabe is dead for a few minuites

[Lil Robot]

1:03 Gabe delays Portal 2 to "nine nine nine..nine nin.."

[Altered]

1:07 Gabe decides to create L4D3, with 4 new survivors, 20 new special infected and set the release date to a few thousand years from now

[LeeroyBlockhead]

RA:PE

Gabe releases EP 3 with only one level of the borealis where it explodes with Freeman on it, and releases L4D3 and destroys people's computers with it.

[Momentum]

1:08

Gabe releases portal 2 (correct me if i'm wrong pls) and portal 3,4 and 5 then starts L4D4

[Legodude77]

1:30
Gabe makes an epic game about him that is all the valve games put together.

[Xinakam]

1:45

Gabe drinks a 12 gallon tank of coffee and goes to bed.

[Nexus]

1:45 bed collapses

[Shadowed999]

1:48 Gabe goes to the bathroom.

[Skateaton]

1:50
gravity collapses

[Altered]

1:51
Gabe floats for a few seconds, however falls back to earth causing this to happens to half of the world, distoring the electromagnetic force around the earth, causing a Farscape-esque portal to appear and take Gabe back to 1:49 and gravity never collapses.

[LeetZero]

1:52

Gabe looks for a CD, laughs after realizing what he just did and goes on Steam.

[Nethog]

1:54

after gabe gets on steam he realized all his friends blocked him

[plad101]

1:56
Gabe explodes from not releasing EP 3